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Biden to be Replaced on Democratic Ticket by Complete Unknown
Washington, D.C. – A top Obama aide called Bob van der Valk today to ask him to consider replacing Vice President Joe Biden, claims the author of the New York Times bestseller “The Amateur.” Efforts to reach the potential new…
Is GlossyNews Editor Brian K. White Secretly a Moderate?
An ultra-conservative friend of mine recently wrote to me saying that he’s read my stories, but secretly suspects that I might not be as left-leaning as I come across in some of those articles. To him, I said “you’re probably…
Point-Counterpoint: Thank You for Paul Ryan
Today we bring together our favorite resident moon-bat and wing-nut to talk up the latest in political news. This week it’s the selection of congressman Paul Ryan as the vice-presidential candidate under Mitt Romney, and for once, we may have…
Harry Reid Puts Up, So Shut Up
One of my main complaints in recent years with regard to the Democrats is their Senate Majority Leader. As I said in a posting a couple of years ago, any political party with a befuddled old Andy Gump like Harry…
Nuclear Armed N. Korea ‘Posing Grave Threat to U.S. Hopes of Justifying War with Iran’
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – As President Obama carried out a diplomatic mission to South Korea Saturday, members of congress issued an ultimatum to North Korea over its prospective weapons program, and warned the international community that a nuclear armed North…
Romney Reaches out to Women Voters… From Behind
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY REACHES OUT TO WOMEN. Trailing President Obama by more than 16 points among potential women voters, Mitt Romney announced a new and dramatic three-point outreach strategy to increase his appeal to women. Noting recent research from…
Romney Campaign Crashes Into Yet Another Tree
While driving his three nation campaign BlitzMobile at a high rate of speed, Mitt Romney apparently fell asleep at the wheel and crashed his vehicle into a tree. “Candidate Romney is pretty banged up,” said a spokesman, “but he’s resting…
Mayans Were Right? Religious Scholars Say Gay Marriage Sign End Is Near
Experts in ancient Mayan culture have been prophesizing the world will come to a cataclysmic end in 2012. They base this on detailed interpretations of the ancient Mayan calendar. Thanks to President Obama’s shocking revelation earlier this summer that he…
U.S. Raises Gaffe Threat Level to Orange, As Romney Returns From Abroad
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Federal Election Commission today warned Americans of what it termed “an increased possibility of a major verbal gaffe taking place on U.S. soil within the coming days.” The F.E.C. issued its warning after its analysts detected…
Black Fists of Power Magazine Scores Attorney General Eric Holder Interview
Chicago (AP) – In an exclusive interview with Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Black Fists of Power Magazine Managing Editor, America’s Chief Law Enforcement Officer continued to dodge responsibility for malfeasance at the Department of Justice that even the Associated Press and…