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Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like
Obama broke ages of silence. Not to prove we miss him, but to remind us what a statesman actually sounds like. Trump supporters were the first to whip up the re-re-reMIX to mashup his words to sound terrible, but they…
My Private Workout with Obama
[The following is a 100% partially true story]. People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by…
Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump
Former President Barack Obama has recently ridden on the coat tails of the Sanders and Ron Paul Revolutions, and advocated a ‘Democratic Coup’ in the United States.
Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump
Occident, Evening Lands, Seething Swamp A Splendid Virtue’s Master Shall Arise.
Obama Urges Americans to Arm Themselves: Gun Sales Finally Plummet
Conspicuously less-violent-than-Dubya former President and achingly photogenic satsuma-baiter Barack Obama has recently sounded a stirring clarion call for an imperilled America. Obama resoundingly and uncompromisingly warns:
When They Go Low, I Go High (President Obama is Having a Pretty Chill Retirement)
chrisvila.com @vilachumley Our correspondent, Don Lemon of CNN, caught up with the former President Barack Obama in his first interview since Donald Trump took office. Don Lemon: What have you been up to these past few weeks, Barack? Obama: Look…
Trump Orders Obama’s Presidency be Stricken from the Historical Record
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C. (Crazy Town)–President Trump signed an executive order, commanding that every sign be erased, that Barack Obama had been president. Trump ordered the military to destroy everything from stamps bearing Obama’s facial likeness, to news recordings of Obama’s…
One Act Tumblr Play: Obama Gets Friendzoned
It’s always fun to write a One Act Tumblr Play; that particular social media site is perfect for this kind of writing! Here’s one of mine: Obama: Hey, I really like that country, but I’m not gonna do the running. Let…
The End of America: Pure Evil Barack Hussein Obama Regime is Coming for Your Polaroid Sunglasses
The wicked depravity of the evil, dictatorial socialist regime of Barack Hussein Obama knows no bounds. If you’ve been reading the news recently, we’re pretty sure you won’t have heard jack shit about the recent plot to confiscate your Polaroid…
Breaking News: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump
[Author’s Note: Tim Jones of the news website Glossy News, in an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, asked the presidential candidate to clarify his claim that President Obama was the “Founder of Isis.” Below is an excerpt from this revealing…