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Horrendous Trump 9/11 Gaffe: “If the World Trade Center Were Trump Tower, It Would’ve Been Fine!”
President Trump has recently made an uncharacteristic gaffe about the 9/11 terrorist atrocities. Addressing a baying mob in Winconsin, the Donald got a little carried away and ranted:
The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—American democracy has been badly injured and is in hiding as a result of Donald Trump’s being elected president of the United States. There have since been scattered sightings of Democracy across the country. At midnight in Pasadena,…
Trump’s Apocrypha: The Lost Chapters of the Art of the Deal
The Art of the Deal originally was a much larger book; however, the dishonest fake news media, liberal Hollywood elites and DC Swamp managed to successfully suppress the very best chapters of the book.
Liberals Accused of Insensitivity for Mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result…
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.
Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided…
Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing.
Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2
Part 1 ended with some a parody of a famous movie about wacko far-right dictators. On that note, another Downfall parody. Untergang! … As I believe our German friends call it. Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach!
Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 1
Here some of the nastiest Trump-related song and video parodies I’ve found. Firstly, Rocky Mountain Mike has a number of very pertinent songs. Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd parodies first…
Putin Contends Trump wasn’t Competent Enough to have Colluded with Russia
Dateline: MOSCOW—In an exclusive interview with Fancypants Magazine, Vladimir Putin took offense at the allegation that Donald Trump was competent enough to have colluded with the Russian government in the hacking of the American political system that helped win Trump…
We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.
“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. “Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily…