Posted in Politics

Trumpisms 3.0: Worse & Worser, Curiouser & Curiouser!

ED: Does anybody like sick jokes? Or at least sick jokes about sick jokes? Well here’s a double bill of twisted Trump humor! Don’t forget instalments one and two as well… Trumpisms 3.0 by Richard Seltzer

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Psychoanalytic
Posted in Serious Commentary

Four Kinds of People: A Jungian Approach to Childhood, Personality & Politics!

I have devised a psychoanalytical model than can link childhood experience, personality and political views together. Two axes: mother/father, kill/nurture. Read on to find out more! Which one are you, and how many people can you name who belong to…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Trump Renames Pardoned Turkeys “High Crimes & Misdemeanors”

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump participated in the annual turkey pardon on Tuesday afternoon in the White House Rose Garden. Justice was served alongside stuffing and cranberry sauce, as Trump made his official decision. For the second…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?

During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

BREAKING NEWS: White House Announces Ken Starr Will Lead Trump’s Fight Against Impeachment

Washington, DC-  On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham announced that President Donald Trump has hired former Special Counsel Ken Starr to lead the administrations efforts against a Democrat led House Impeachment Inquiry. This news comes fresh off the…

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Furious
Posted in Politics World News

‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! Common Glossy News Professor Smiggles investigates. The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface,…

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American jail
Posted in Crime Society

Teacher Accused of MURDERING 2 people! Guess How She Makes Bail…

Miranda Jensen, a third-grade teacher at Middlebette Elementary School, has been in court the past few weeks because of two dead children. She has been in holding since the 2nd of May and continues to deny any relationship with the…

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Posted in General Interest

Democratic Candidates: Who Will Likely Come Out on Top

23 major candidates are contesting in the Democratic 2020 presidential race. As such, this makes the current Democratic race the largest, most competitive and certainly most unpredictable in history. Considering their campaigns so far and their performance in debates, we…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics

TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

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Posted in Politics

Democrat Employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic.

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