Middle Kingdom (China) Makes Green Energy 1st, Holds the Lead
Chinese car maker BWB today announced it is about to release a prototype electric vehicle capable of revolutionizing the world of motoring. Senior BWB (Big Wheel Barrow) design engineer Dr. Flip Flop Fong – the man responsible for power steering…
2003 Photo of Cheney May Explain Plame ID Outing
Since 2003, many groups have claimed that Dick Cheney was the person at the forefront of leaking the name of CIA agent Valerie Plame to the media, thereby blowing her cover and forcing her to end a long and successful…
Weapons Inspector: Suicide Profession or Good Fun?
Police are investigating a possible crime scene after a British atomic energy and weapons specialist involved in negotiations with Iran over its nuclear programme fell 40 metres to his death inside the UN’s headquarters building in Vienna. Officials announced this…
Palin Unstoppable in New York Pre-Election Win
ALBANY, NY — Professional Political Campaigner and Alaska’s Former Republican Governor Sarah Palin stacked up yet another pre-election win today against Less Formidable Republican Campaigner and Georgia’s Newt Gingrich in a state House seat battle where neither opponent resides —…
Idiotic India Goes on Wicked Witch Hunt
A small coven of women were paraded naked, beaten with sticks of rhubarb and forced to eat human excrement by superstitious villagers after being branded as witches in India’s remote northern Moronland province. Police chief Ramjam Jaffacake told a reporter…
Diocese Brings Prettier Face to Kiddie Fiddling: Bankruptcy
The US Roman Catholic diocese of Wilmington is attempting to delay the start of a paedophile sex abuse trial yet again with a last ditch bankruptcy move to file for Chapter 11 protection since a celebrated deviant clergy / kiddie…
Ask Hank: Female Problems
Dear Hank, You know about relationships, so explain me this. I went to the store and my husband Dave told me to pick up his Bud Ice. Well Red Dog was on sale, and I bought that instead. No big…
Church Choirs Get ‘Shut the Hell Up’ Notices, Finally
Two churches in London have been ordered to keep the noise down after neighbours complained about the deafening hymn renditions from their choir’s singing voices at Sunday services. Noise abatement notices were issued to the Church of Latter Day Rastafarians…
BNP Boss Falls Victim to Lynch Mob
It was a moment 5,000 mixed race and ethnic Brit’ protesters – stark-bollock naked, daubed in traditional blue woad and massed outside the London BBC TV Centre – had spent much of the day trying to stop until they got…
Balkanized Iraq Needs Strong Leadership
At least 132 people have been killed and 520 injured in two massive car bomb attacks in Baghdad, according to the FUBAR News Agency and reports coming in on the Abattoir Channel. The blasts hit the Department of Injustice building…