Ask Hank: Female Problems

Dear Hank,

You know about relationships, so explain me this. I went to the store and my husband Dave told me to pick up his Bud Ice. Well Red Dog was on sale, and I bought that instead. No big deal, right? This week I sent him to the store to get my Always with wings and he came back with some cardboard 2x4s and said “well they were on sale!”

What should I do to get back at him?

Nothing Rhymes with Memphis

Dear Nothing,

No offense, sweetie, but this is a man’s advice column. My honest opinion is you married yourself a real genius, and you should be lucky he’s got such a good sense of humor.

What you should do is quit plotting revenge and start planning supper.

-Hank

Note to my female readers: Please don’t ask me to give any inside information that might tip you off as to what makes your man tick. I won’t break the male code, and you’ll end up being sorry that you asked. However, feel free to write to me if you have questions on how to get those ugly mud stains off the seats of your husband’s new Ford F-450 pick-up truck; the best way to remove race tracks from your husband’s shorts, or what herbs to use when making venison stew.

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4 thoughts on “Ask Hank: Female Problems

  1. the google list is expansive – aside from the Cyrillic, where almost every word rhymes with Memphis, or at least ‘looks’ like it should.

  2. Hmmm..I avoided that one outa ‘political correctness’ and it being ‘children’s hour’ at the time.
    Google it! – the result is disgusting in various languages – and includes a few ‘gendre’ ambiguities to boot – especially the Serbo-Croat rhyming definition in the original Cyrillic.

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