Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators
Despite a seemingly bullet-proof plan for intercepting corporate interest bribes, a growing phenomenon that is currently outstripping even the nefarious deeds of the mildly controversial Church of Scientology, some of the growing number of bills marked in protest of political…
PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology
After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…
REVOLUTION! (By Richard Seltzer)
Once there was a kingdom where the farmers were unhappy, the tradesmen were unhappy, the soldiers were unhappy, and even the king himself was unhappy. The farmers blamed it on the tradesmen. The tradesmen blamed it on the soldiers. The…
Size Matters! (By Richard Seltzer)
Bob was an advertising executive who had a bright future ahead of him in the sales of women’s undergarments, especially brassieres. Starting in the art department, he had won praise and promotion for the beauty of the female forms he…
Useful Information About The Features Of Cordless Right-Angle Plumber’s Drills
Not to be confused, the tools we are referring to in this post are not one-handed, right-angle drills which are designed for easy access into wall cavities and cabinets. These tools are the large ones used by electricians and plumbers…
Why Bern is one of the hottest destinations in Europe
Climatic conditions are known to induce passion among individuals. This is precisely why some locations are the hottest destinations on the planet for romantic getaways. Individuals who prefer hot and sunny climes, typically head for the Caribbean or far eastern…
“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”
Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:
Trump’s Hair of the American Dog!
In the comical, 2017 Pixar cartoon Ratatouille, a culinarily skilled Rat turns a clumsy and lowly restaurant garbage boy into a master Chef. To everyone, from the kitchen staff to the restaurant’s guest, Alfredo Linguini displays the dexterity and talent…
BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!
In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…
Lordy, Lordy, Was I a Terrible Waiter! (But My CUSTOMERS Were WORSE!!!!!!)
Why did you choose the restaurant where I worked at that particular time? A few seconds earlier or later, you would have been safe. But Fate dropped the piano on your head, and you drew me as your waiter. You…