California Implements “Purina Food Stamp” Program
Sinking Ship, CA – In a progressive move, the California Senate approved a law to provide for California Purina Stamps for pets. The law goes into effect on January 1, 2013. Pet owners whose pets no longer possess the instinct…
“Weekly Gleaner” Implements Literal, Physical Paywall
PINE RAPIDS, Iowa – Having experienced yet another money-losing quarter, the Pine Rapids Weekly Gleaner has decided to follow the lead of such papers as the New York Times and implement a paywall. “Let’s face it,” said Editor Dwight Turnbull….
Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) – At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus! The Christmas holiday season in this part of Washington state…
Un-Named Elf Leaks Obama Santa Letter
NORTH POLE – One of Santa’s right-leaning elves has reportedly leaked a letter to Santa from one of his most famous correspondents: Dear Santa, Thanks again for giving me that big white house four years ago. To be honest, that
Bond Thriller Skyfall Shot Full Of Holes In This In-Depth Look
WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth…
Young Man Receives Victoria’s Secret Model for Christmas…A Modern Christmas Story
Lancaster, NH -(SatireWorld.com) – Mark is a normal 17 year old boy. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and reading Playboy magazines when his Mom isn’t around. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination….
Russian Man Dresses 20 Dead Women, Has Tea with Them
Nizhny Novgorod, Russia – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Russia have arrested a man after discovering that he had at least 20 dressed-up female bodies hidden in his apartment. Russian police suspect that historian Anatoly Moskvin, 45, would dress in black clothing…
Marvel Comics Auditions New ‘Avengers’ Members; Many Rejected, Dejected
Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade…
Reality TV Star Honey Boo Boo To Wed
Hog Jaw, GA – (SatireWorld.com) It looks like the sound of wedding bells are in the air as reality TV star Honey Boo Boo,(aka Allana Thompson) age 7 or so, will soon take a walk down the church aisle and…
Man Able to Put Anti-Immigration Beliefs Aside During Qdoba Visit
FISHERS, INDIANA – During a post-work visit to American-Mexican food chain Qdoba Tuesday, local bigot Steve Clitheroe was somehow able to put aside his anti-immigration beliefs while enjoying a “mighty fine” meal with wife Linda. Though he routinely espouses strong…