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Revealed – The ‘Trump vs. Biden’ TV Debate That Was Never Broadcast
In a jaw-dropping statement today, Ms Dizzy Spell, a spokeswoman for Fox News revealed to a stunned press pack that a secret one-on-one TV debate between Presidential hopeful Senator Joe Biden, and President Donald Trump took place yesterday. However, Ms…
Trumpisms 12.0
425 “Trump truth” is an oxymoron. Trump and truth are opposites. And Trump is a moron. That’s your lesson for today. 426 Trump isn’t responsible for anything. He is reprehensible for everything. 427 As a young boy, Trump suffered from…
Desperate Trump Eats Xi Jinping Look-Alike on Stage at Nevada Rally.
In a bizarre right wing rally stunt that went tragically wrong, self-proclaimed ‘greatest man that ever lived’ and Commander-in-Chief president Donald Trump ate a Xi Jinping look-alike live on stage at his latest red neck rally. Traditionally news reporters at…
Trump’s Next Job: Transitioning from Current POTUS GIG
Assuming he hasn’t started a Civil War and isn’t in jail, ex-President Trump, with money owed to God knows whom, might be looking for another job next year. Here are a few suggestions: Putin’s Pool Boy Dietician — Dr. Conley’s…
Desperate Trump Names ‘MAD’ Screenwriter ‘Beppo the Clown’ as New Campaign Manager
In a desperate move to salvage his presidential re-election hopes, the leader of the free world, Commander-in-Chief and self-confessed greatest man that ever lived, Donald Trump has sacked his current campaign manager. In a last ditch attempt to salvage his…
Trump Blames Fractious Biden Debate on Imminent MAD Comedy Podcast
The first head to head debate between the two US presidential candidates that took place tonight (29 September) was universally declared by political pundits and the media alike as a disaster for President Donald Trump. In a rare moment of…
Trump Diverts Covid Cash to Fund Free Humvees for Ultra-Far Right Groups
The US economy has undoubtedly taken a massive hit due to the Covid 19 pandemic. Every tax dollar has to be especially wisely spent right now due to the crashing tax revenue caused by the virus. So, political pundits, the…
Trump Boasts Immunity to All Things Except Kryptonite
The President of the United States and leader of the free world, Donald Trump, today revealed to a stunned press pack that, after his tussle with the killer disease Covid 19 and his apparent vanquishing of the virus, he is…
Spin Doctored Quotes from Trump’s “McDreamy” and Other Doctors: Hippocratic or Hypocritical Oath?
By: Dr. Ken Hogarty Doctor Sean Conley, President Trump’s “Dr. McDreamy” physician, seemed to be spinning for his boss, characterizing the clinically obese POTUS as “slightly overweight” in a Walter Reed briefing. We think of Doctors as truth tellers, but…
Trump Reassures America of His Admiration of the Armed Forces by Starting a War with Iran
WASHINGTON, DC– Today, President Trump announced that he would declare war on the Islamic Republic of Iran in an effort to prove his dedication to and reverence of the US military, following accusations that he repeatedly maligning dead soldiers. Under…