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Trump Declares 2024 Presidential Election Already Stolen from Him
(Vice Presidential candidate Ivanka Trump says Stop The Steal) Former President Donald Trump says the 2024 Presidential election has already been stolen from him and that the upcoming vote should be overturned in his favor. Trump, in a case of…
From the desk of the Cood Day TOTed President Donald John TRUMP!
Yesterday morning I ordered all federal state and local Republican Politicians to kill themselves by sticking a shotgun in their mouths and pulling the trigger where their FAMILIES CAN FIND THEM! There nothing but gutless coward Rinos!! SO WHAT I…
BREAKING: Trump Social Media Blackout Reaches 100% As OnlyFans Issues The President LIFETIME BAN
Internet sex work giant, subscription service, and simp-haven OnlyFans has permanently banned President Trump from utilizing its website. In a statement released on January 9th, the company wrote, “In light of the recent railing of our precious democracy by rioters,…
Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump is to being President as:…
10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!
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Trump Shocker: “Won’t Sign on for Second Season Playing the President”
President Donald Trump announced today that he would not “sign on for a second season playing the President.” Trump admitted that the role of U.S. President was more challenging than he had ever imagined, and his previous acting experience had…
Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing.
Trump’s Very First Speech as President: Exclusive to Glossy News
Ha! Ha! Ha! Would you just LOOOOOOOOOK at…
Casino King Donald Trump Would Ban Online Casinos as President for ‘Not Being Classy Enough’
Millionaire Donald J. Trump may have come from humble beginnings as the son of a wealthy real estate tycoon, but he made his name as a brash and powerful casino magnate. But if there’s one thing he can’t abide, especially…
Official Letters Confirm Trump is Ready to Become the Most Amazing President Ever
The Trump Campaign just announced it will be releasing scores of official letters from experts attesting to the fact Donald Trump is fully prepared to be the most incredibly qualified person to run for the American presidency in over 500…