Trump’s Very First Speech as President: Exclusive to Glossy News

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Would you just LOOOOOOOOOK at…

Oh.

Oh wait.

Wait.

No, no, no, no, no, ya see, there’s been a mistake. This was all a hiiighly elaborate p… p-p-p-p-pr-prank…..

What?

Mike?

Talk to me! It was all…. all a game, right???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pstt… no longer exclusive!

Originally published on Satirical-Industrial Complex.

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