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President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start
Dear President Trump, Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.
Dodgy, Machiavellian “House of Cards” Creep Thinks UKIP is Too Extreme for Him
The sinister, sleazy Creep-in-Chief from House of Cards has decided that things have gone too far. Wild as he is, even UKIP is too much.
Jake Tapper Softballs Evil Werewolf Who Just Ate His Entire Neighborhood (H/T Benjamin Cain)
Hot on the heels of a recent tragedy where Jimmy Fallon let a serial killer murder his guests live on TV, rival softball emperor Jake Tapper has made a fairly serious blunder too.
Random Thoughts (VII): EU Sabotage
Fear and Terror in 21st Century Brussels The UK’s hardball approach to EU negotiations doesn’t appear to have won them any favors. Is this a gamble that failed?
No, Jews and Christians are Not “People of the Book.” Thanks for Asking!
There’s an old piece of folk wisdom among the hucksters and snake oil peddlers of this world: If you can’t beat ’em, assimilate ‘em! And this is certainly relevant to the ‘People of the Book’ (Ahl-al-Kitab) forgery libel, commonly applied…
Warning: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health problem. This malady’s scientific name…
Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)
Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic…
Trump: Hillary Drooled Through Debate
On Wednesday Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed this new conspiracy theory about his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton: that she drooled all the way through Monday’s debate. “Didn’t notice at 1st,” he tweeted, “Crooked Hillary drooled all over herself @…
Fox News Forge Anti-Labour Party Screed (1/2)
Fox News has recently directed an audacious and highly compassionate act of humanitarian interventionism towards the UK. Yes; they have tried to (further?) discredit the Labour Party by concocting a document by Harold Wilson that appears to demonize his own…
A Serial Ponytail Yanker’s Lasso of Truth Interview [Full Censored Transcript, 13 April 2015]
Caption Text Goes Here: Honest John: Under the influence of the Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth. This shocking suppressed interview with the prime minister of the New Zealand realm, John Phillip Key (AKA ‘the Smiling Assassin’), delves deeper into the…