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Wonki-Leak #264: FOX News E-mail Instructs Interns on ‘Doctoring’ the Truth

WONKI-LEAKS #264 Our team of ever intrepid hackers have recently managed to intercept the following instructions being given to new FOX interns via e-mail as they help the massive television and radio giant prepare the scripted material for their pundits…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Wonki-Leak #264: FOX News E-mail Instructs Interns on ‘Doctoring’ the Truth
Posted in Health Television

Yet Another Outbreak of Rabies at FOX News

MINOT, North Dakota (GlossyNews) — The recent outbreak of rabies, the madness inducing disease spread by biting that has infected the major stars of Fox News Station, has spread far beyond the confines of their offices. In a new evolution…

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Posted in Entertainment Society

How to be a FOX News ‘Spin Doctor’

SINGAPORE (GlossyNews) — Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of the famous seem to be going through major distortions….

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast

In perhaps their greatest show of partisan hackery, the pundit collective of FOX News this morning went on offensive against President Obama for his failure to use military force in stopping the radical Christian church in Florida from burning sacred…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast
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FOX News Has a Tough Time Telling the Black Chess Pieces Apart as Well

A big stink arose this past week when Greta van Susteren, intellectual extraordinaire of FOX News (indeed perhaps the only one. How did she get in there?) mistook Shirley Sherrod, the black Georgia State Director Of Rural Development, with California…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FOX News Has a Tough Time Telling the Black Chess Pieces Apart as Well
Posted in War Zone

Fox News Searches For the New ‘Rwanda Effect’ Effect

Fox News, in its never ending search for more fuel to stoke its listener’s fires, has hired a crack team of psychologists, sociologists, media gurus and general psychopaths to help them find and exploit the ‘Rwanda Effect’. The Rwanda Effect…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Fox News Searches For the New ‘Rwanda Effect’ Effect
Posted in Television

Virulent Rabies Outbreak At Fox News

A virulent outbreak of rabies was reported today at Fox News Headquarters. The horrible madness inducing disease appears to have spread through the top hosts of the station, then been transmitted to station employees and, strangely, even to their listeners….

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Posted in Television

Sarah Palin Becomes Climate Change Expert at Fox News

BREAKING NEWS – Fox News has taken the plunge(errr) and has hired Sarah Palin as a contributor to take on some of the most controversial issues of our time, including climate change. Satirists and comedians were said to be partying…

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Palin Signs Deal With Fox News…Then Quits.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Palin Signs Deal With Fox News…Then Quits.
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Fox News Signs Bristol Palin as Jr. Political Correspondent

Following the heels of her famous mother, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin has reportedly been offered a Jr. Political Correspondent position at Fox News for an undisclosed salary. Fox News would not confirm or deny the news, but instead offered this…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Fox News Signs Bristol Palin as Jr. Political Correspondent