Satire Bloggers: Don’t Forget About SEO
With great regret, I’ve had to delete the two blogs from the Peace Criminals Project. The project was made up of Neocon Surveillance and Satirical-Industrial Complex; earlier on, there was also Neocon Surveillance Network, which was later folded into Neocon…
President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.
Dear President Trump, My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread concerns by members of your…
Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists
Show me a Nazi who deserves a punch, and I will show you someone else who DOESN’T (like Julie Bindel or Peter Tatchell), and who will end up getting punched. I have no love for Nazis like Richard Spencer, but…
(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common
Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists… See the pattern emerging yet? They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and…
Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks
As the late, great George Formby once said: Jihadi choppers and role playing gamers. One is a socially useless gaggle of sexually frustrated virgins with borderline genius tech skills and a devastatingly parasitical porn addiction, the other… Oh wait, did…
The Soviet Union Could Have Been Saved: SJW Fail?
The Soviet Union would actually have survived, if only they could have become Soviet Justice Warriors! Some key hashtags for Soviet Twitter: #NotAllCommies #CommunismIsTheTotalitarianismOfPeace #StopBeingMarxophobic
Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, Using Only Initial Free Lessons
Dateline: NEW JERSEY—A man from Delaware earned the equivalent of a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, Jiu-jitsu and several other martial arts, by exploiting the free trial first lesson offered by hundreds of martial arts schools across North America.
Republicans & Al-Qaeda face Conundrum of How to Continue their Escalating Evil!
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according…
WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)
CIA had no way of staying afloat Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats Never mind the refugees We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany We created the Taliban And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid…
Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie
Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…