New Video Channel! Wallace Runnymede Video Bomb! (1/2)

New Video Channel! Wallace Runnymede Video Bomb! (1/2)

23 January 2017 08:32 - by Video Bomb

I set up my old Youtube channel a while back:

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EPIC Album Dream Team: Charles Manson Joins Kanye Turbo Grafx 16 Family!

EPIC Album Dream Team: Charles Manson Joins Kanye Turbo Grafx 16 Family!

23 January 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Kanye West has once again surprised his fans and critics alike by announcing plans to collaborate with the infamous serial killer Charles Manson on an upcoming album. Turbo Grafx 16 promises to be the most edgy and non-conformist albums yet from one of the most creative and innovative stars of rap. Yet sadly, contrary to […]

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HOT OFF THE PRESS! DONALD TRUMP SEX SCANDAL! (& First Executive Order)

HOT OFF THE PRESS! DONALD TRUMP SEX SCANDAL! (& First Executive Order)

22 January 2017 05:50 - by J.B. Riggs

Immediately following his inauguration, President Donald J. Trump issued his first executive order; demanding records from AT&T, Comcast and other Internet Service Providers for anyone who has ever googled naked pictures of Melania Trump.

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Award Winning Dick Feted in California

Award Winning Dick Feted in California

22 January 2017 05:00 - by Tom Skulldaney

Jerry Brown, the aging governor of California, addressed a special session of the state legislature yesterday to nominate Dick Blum, the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein, to receive this year’s prestigious Charles Crocker Award. Crocker is the well-known Robber Baron from the golden days of the trans-continental railroad. In his remarks, Brown said “Like Charles […]

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Spreading Elucidation

Spreading Elucidation

21 January 2017 06:19 - by Tom Skulldaney

© 2017 Tom Skulldaney Taking sides to champion our own political heroes is like hawking gangrene as the cure for psoriasis. The only side we should take is our own and stay tough on those we’ve allowed to lead us. They only go astray because we let them. For some reason they’ve come to believe […]

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Trudeau Eulogies: The Fun NEVER Ends!

Trudeau Eulogies: The Fun NEVER Ends!

21 January 2017 05:04 - by Glossy News Brainstormers

TRUDEAU  ADOLF HITLER EULOGY Adolf Hitler did many things that we, as 21st century, progressive, tolerant, metropolitan Canadians, find difficult to accept. But Hitler did stand firm against the Red Army, preventing them from swamping Europe and perpetrating the hideous mass atrocities and crimes against Humanity they committed elsewhere, on the other side of the […]

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Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet

Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet

20 January 2017 05:25 - by James Israel

‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former scarecrow template. “And to win, every team needs a strong leader — a leader everyone […]

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A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves

A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves

20 January 2017 05:10 - by rfreed

A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves An unfunny article- There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late? It says that we are now a superficial, gullible people, recognizing only projected and imagined […]

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Trump’s List Of Things To Do On His First Day In Office.

Trump’s List Of Things To Do On His First Day In Office.

20 January 2017 05:09 - by rfreed

Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry.

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Glossy News Classics VII. P. Beckert’s ‘GOP Blames Rise in Lesbianism on Obama Administration.’

Glossy News Classics VII. P. Beckert’s ‘GOP Blames Rise in Lesbianism on Obama Administration.’

20 January 2017 05:00 - by Glossy News Classics

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Patti’s corpus is vast and well worth reading. Explore it! *** On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It was a mixed bag, if you ask anyone who was listening. As usual, Obama failed in his attempt to bring the country to a closer understanding […]

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The secret to maintaining your New Year’s Resolutions…

The secret to maintaining your New Year’s Resolutions…

19 January 2017 08:30 - by Tim Jones

… is never to make any, of course. I mean, seriously. Just look at my track record over the past twenty years.

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Glossy News Classics VI. rfreed’s President Obama Stars in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ (3/3)

Glossy News Classics VI. rfreed’s President Obama Stars in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ (3/3)

19 January 2017 05:03 - by Glossy News Classics

Last time: “How could it come to this?” Obama asked more to himself than to the others. “How did it happen? Because we weren’t paying attention, that’s why! We slowly let the hooligans get more and more power and let them chisel away our real freedoms until the common man had so few left that […]

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Glossy News Classics VI. rfreed’s President Obama Stars in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ (2/3)

Glossy News Classics VI. rfreed’s President Obama Stars in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ (2/3)

19 January 2017 05:02 - by Glossy News Classics

Last time: “Why did you do such a damn fool thing?” asked Obama. “Because, I am your guardian angel,” answered the man. “What? Now I’ve heard everything!” retorted the President. “Well, I am here trying to earn my wings by helping you.” “I’ve had enough for one night! I wish I had never come out […]

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Glossy News Classics VI. rfreed’s President Obama Stars in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ (1/3)

Glossy News Classics VI. rfreed’s President Obama Stars in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ (1/3)

19 January 2017 05:01 - by Glossy News Classics

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Keep reading rfreed’s work!  Now, this one is interesting… *** President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He was at an end. The difficulties of his […]

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Glossy News Classics: The Series Continues! But Will YOU One Day Make It?

Glossy News Classics: The Series Continues! But Will YOU One Day Make It?

18 January 2017 05:59 - by Editorials and Announcements

Regular readers will be aware that we recently launched the Glossy News Classics series. Choice cuts and prime pickings from the vast, VAST back catalog of the second longest-running fake news humor site!

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Peter Gabriel Goes Full Donald Trump! (3/3)

Peter Gabriel Goes Full Donald Trump! (3/3)

18 January 2017 05:58 - by Wallace Runnymede

Shut up about #RealDonaldTrump alright? #RealPeterGabriel has what it takes to restore the pride of our music industry & destroy our haters — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016

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