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Glossy News Emailing List

31 March 2017 05:13 - by Editorials and Announcements

We’re currently compiling a mailing list for Glossy News. This is ‘opt-in’ only, rather than ‘opt out,’ because this way is more ethical. Whether or not you’ve had any dealings with us in the past, if you’d like to be added, please send an email to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Or if you’re really pushed for time, just […]

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“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

29 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Gotta love diversity! You can be a hater in pretty much any way you want, and that’s OK, because ‘diversity’ is meritorious in itself. If ‘diversity’ means cultural enrichment from Salafi Jihadists, Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right bigots, Holocaust deniers, Humanitarian Interventionists, Anti-Vaxxers, Anti-Semites, Muslimophobes, the anti-Islamophobia industry & regressive leftist community, Marxist hatemongers, Fascist fools, Kippers, Trots, […]

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Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

28 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT

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Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

27 March 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Everybody loves a good Trot. These lovers have got it all: Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all… An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration! I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but… Nah! Have a go with these and see how much progress you actually make… Who’s hot to Trot? And who do women […]

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Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

26 March 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW?

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Peering Through the Net

Peering Through the Net

26 March 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Please remember that the great sages of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and most faiths, still have a great deal to teach people. Try and put aside any metaphysical prejudices you may have (or indeed fear of such!) and don’t let the words be a barrier. Liberals can read Marx or Mao and sift through whatever […]

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What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)

25 March 2017 05:00 - by rfreed

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES   Contestants will don the uniform of their countries secret police to torment detainees, both legitimate and innocent, for information. The players will be judged on both the quality of the information acquired and the inventiveness of the techniques used to get that information.

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What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)

25 March 2017 05:00 - by rfreed

In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong joke. What if they just went a step further and ran the governments just like […]

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Four Things You Really Didn’t Know You Could Do Online

Four Things You Really Didn’t Know You Could Do Online

24 March 2017 04:02 - by Dexter Sinistri

The World Wide Web is full of wonderful – but often very weird – things. Whilst there are undeniably some dark corners to the internet, there are also some downright hilarious and strange ones, too. We’re all online every day, often quite literally incessantly. But regardless of the number of selfies you have posted, likes gained and pins you […]

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Buddhism May be the Religion of Peace… But Hitch Was Having None of it

Buddhism May be the Religion of Peace… But Hitch Was Having None of it

23 March 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

http://www.salon.com/1998/07/13/news_79/ Far from his holier-than-all image, the Dalai Lama supports such questionable causes as India’s nuclear testing, sex with prostitutes and accepting donations from a Japanese terrorist cult. SALON.COM *** Oh dear. Somebody tell Hollywood. What a horrific hate crime. Old Chris is insulting the religion of peace. Next thing people will be calling the […]

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Acceptable & Unacceptable Collectivism

Acceptable & Unacceptable Collectivism

23 March 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

“Gay community” good, Russian nationalist homophobia bad. “Jewish community” good, Nazi stormtroopers bad. “Muslim community” good, BNP bad. “Transgender community” good, GOP God-botherers bad.

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Who is More Callous? A Neocon Extremist or an Islamist Extremist?

Who is More Callous? A Neocon Extremist or an Islamist Extremist?

22 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Christopher Hitchens & Ayatollah Khomeini. One is a violent extremist and vicious radical ideologue who held the lives of innocent human beings in exceedingly low esteem. The other one…

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Glossy News Classics IX: Kilroy’s “ISIS Targets U.S. Comicbook Market”

Glossy News Classics IX: Kilroy’s “ISIS Targets U.S. Comicbook Market”

20 March 2017 05:31 - by Glossy News Classics

ISIS is reported to be using old established oil smuggling routes to sell oil on the black market for millions of dollars. While that certainly is a lot of money, it is insignificant compared to the market they are currently tapping. Comics. While CIA analysts concede that ISIS is the best funded, most sophistocated terror […]

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Glossy News Classics VIII: Rfreed’s “Second U.S. Civil War Ends In 2017- America Divided East & West”

Glossy News Classics VIII: Rfreed’s “Second U.S. Civil War Ends In 2017- America Divided East & West”

19 March 2017 05:00 - by Glossy News Classics

NEWS OF THE FUTURE- April, 2018 — Many changes have come to America in the years since the second Civil War in 2017. As you well know the increasing partisan tensions between the Democrats and Republicans, brewing in intensity for the last 50 years finally reached their zenith and prompted the great divide that split […]

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Two More Glossy News Classics Coming: American Dystopia & Theocratic Dystopians

Two More Glossy News Classics Coming: American Dystopia & Theocratic Dystopians

18 March 2017 06:01 - by Glossy News Classics

For the next couple of days, you’ll see more great Glossy News Classics from our back catalogue! First, Rfreed with a strangely prescient view of the near-future USA…

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Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

17 March 2017 06:02 - by rfreed

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content is cloned. It gets to the point where you can pretty much predict […]

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