Category: World News
Mid-West Unrest Erupts
Authorities have now surrendered hope that blizzard conditions would dissuade the tens of thousands now holding candle light vigils in Cleveland, Ohio. The protesters stand defiant in the face of wind chill factors that would make a polar bear cuss…
Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit
Kim Jong Il is said to still be talking about the wonderful visit he had with his “American GI buddy” earlier this month. Those who know Kim Jong Il intimately claim that it was no coincidence that Richardson was chosen…
New Wikileaks Revelations are Worst Yet
It now appears to observers that Wikileaks is a powerful and permanent force in world affairs. The apprehension of founder Julian Asshinge has become a call to arms for hundreds of anonymous kindred spirits. The bell has tolled on the…
Something Unspeakable Happening On the AK Coast
Cordova, Alaska 8:35 AM- There has been an apparent series of attacks on residents in the small Alaska coastal town of Cordova, approximately 100 miles south of Valdez, Alaska. More on this as we get it. BREAKING NEWS: Cordova, Alaska…
Victoria’s Secret Unveils Dubai-Chic Line, Not Literally
Victoria’s Secret has announced that it will be opening one of its first shops outside of North America—in Dubai of all places. While we can’t speak for the sanity of the folks who take care of expansion projects for the…
Kim Jong Il Earns Enhance Nickname ‘Lil Dick’
North Korea’s bombing of a residential district on a South Korean island this past week has the entire world on edge to see what lies ahead. The United States is already responding to the threat while holding talks with China…
Snubbed the Cast of “Jersey Shore,” Kim Jong Il Attacks S. Korea
SEOUL, South Korea — Fourteen South Korean Marines and two South Korean civilians were injured after North Korea fired dozens of shells at a South Korean border island on Monday. The attack comes only days after it was discovered that…
Haley Barbour Channels Aunt Pittypat to Deny Racism’s Afoot
A secret videotape was recently found of Gov Haley Barbour (R-Miss.) channeling the spirit of Aunt Pittypat from the movie, Gone with the Wind, to let the world know the hubbub over Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell’s omission of slavery, while…
Irish in Feverish Leprechaun Hunt to Rescue Economy
DUBLIN, Ireland – In the wake of some of the worst economic news to hit Ireland for decades, record numbers of Irish people are laying traps hoping to catch the elusive leprechauns and make them hand over the gold in…
Haiti Officially Declared ‘Kenny’ of Nations
In the aftermath of Hurricane Tomas’ further devastation to the beleaguered Caribbean hellhole, an emergency meeting of the UN has officially declared Haiti the ‘Kenny’ of the global community. Scholars and UN watchdogs call the unanimous decree historical, unprecedented and…