Category: World News
Trump Rushed to Walter Reed for Hand Trauma
rump had suffered multiple paper cuts from his rage induced efforts to tear up old Nancy Pelosi speeches that he demanded his staff find for him after his State of the Union delivery.
A Satire on a Free Bus Ride in Karachi
A Satire on a Bus Ride in Karachi A BUS RIDE: My funny experience! By Rafiq Ebrahim. rafiq.ebrahim#gmail.com Twitter handle #faisfaiz (Replace # with @). Just to get a taste of the good old days, I got an urge to…
Billy Bragg & Boris: Latest Song Parody Unites the Right & Left!
I may be an Eton toff peddling lard and vaseline But now I’m full of vanilla sherbet and the only way I see Is to make sure I make a killing of all who oppose my party line And ban…
Lou Dobbs Drugged and Kidnapped
New York (Fox News). One day after delivering the most absurd, sycophantic, car crash adulation of President Trump (Moran, 2020), Fox Business host Lou Dobbs was found in Central Park bound and naked.
Karmatic Alternatives To Impeachment For You-Know-Who
Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the Russian wolves in not letting them have the military aid that was promised them when they needed it:
Thoughts For The New Year
Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars and cows are contributing to global warming, why don’t we just cut the problem in half and ride cows to work?
Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!
Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…
Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence
White-fisted fash-resembling golden boy and BNP-loving beta bully bitch Paul ‘Golden Balls’ Golding, high on his recent right-wing entryist scam against and/or for the Conservative Party, is now high on a very different kind of narcotic… And we don’t mean…
BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…
Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…