Category: Politics
Presidential Hopeful Rand Paul Says Terrorists Have Better Music
Cleveland Ohio – On August 6th the presidential hopefuls for the Republican party gathered in attempts to remind people that Donald Trump is not a real candidate. Among the cocks in the cluster fuck were Governor Chris “Bridge-y McHugs” Christie…
Theresa May: ‘Win the Hearts of Moderate Homosexual Community’
Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to “engage with the moderate…
BNP Candidates Getting too Racially Tolerant as they Age
The BNP has been hit by its biggest crisis yet. An even bigger crisis than the shortage of dead badger carrion in Wigton… Or the malicious efforts of the fictive Andorran Gay Illuminati and Pan-Serbian Metrosexual Skull ‘n’ Bones Club…
The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015
Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop…
Dentist Who Shot Lion Enters GOP Presidential Race
Walter Palmer, the dentist who shot and killed the beloved African lion Cecil, has become the latest candidate to enter the crowded Republican presidential race. The Minnesota doctor made the announcement via Twitter. Early polls among Republican voters show Mr….
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (2/2)
Last time: But yes, HOSTILE TAKEOVERS ARE A BIG PROBLEM IN THE BUSINESS WORLD… Not least because they can risk utterly destroying the personal reputation, or worse still, the business reputation of the person undertaking the purported hostile takeover in…
The Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership: “The TPP Is Good for You. Trust Us”
WASHINGTON – Global leaders negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) affirmed the necessity of secret negotiations for the massive trade and “global governance” deal. “The TPP is for your own good. Trust us,” stated senior negotiator Mickey Cantwell. “Only highly-paid lobbyists…
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (1/2)
Mitt Romney has released a new highly lucrative and highly non-ghostwritten handbook for businesspersons and 2016 GOP election frontrunners (insofar as there is a difference). The text of Business People is made up of three very informed and erudite chapters:…
British Right-Wing Media Infiltrated by Far-Left Entryists
Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly “right-wing” media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy every last vestige of conservative, libertarian,…
Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree
Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.