Category: Politics
Unanticipated Leak from Westminster Porn Star Generating Machine (Messy)
You ever wonder what your politicians get up to when your back is turned? Don’t be on edge any longer! These hard-working, rugged, men of the people always have their eye out for a new opportunity, and they never say…
Dear American Refugees, Welcome to Canada
Greetings, American Refugees, On behalf of the people of Canada, we would like to welcome you to our country. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay. We’re starting to worry about your nation’s apparent complete psychological breakdown. You were doing so…
The Vast ‘Neoliberal’ Conspiracy: Is the Current Debate Too Limited?
Is it it possible to confirm or deny being a #neoliberal, if the term is infinitely elastic? Was Stalin a #stateneoliberal, just like he was a #statecapitalist? Will the end of #capitalism be the end of #neoliberalism, or is the…
Israeli Nationalist/Hamas Mutual Divestment Plan Goes Surprisingly Harmoniously
Various centre-right and far-right nationalist parties in Israel, including Eretz Yisrael Shelanu and Yisrael Beiteinu, have decided to respond to the controversial BDS movement by coming up with a divestment project of their own. From now on, no member of…
Ode to the Wide Stance Republicans (Your Love is Wide)
My stance is wide My love is deep True Christian men Don’t judge lost sheep! I was only on my winding way I pitched my tent in a valley gay I didn’t mean to cause dismay My enemies lied upon…
Republican Godwin’s Law Bingo
I: Hitler had a single-payer healthcare system. II: Hitler persecuted innocent, well-meaning wealth creators, made them produce his bombs. Socialist welfare advocates want to do the same!
Better to be a Coppersmith in Purgatory than to Reign in Hell
Liberal secular parliamentary democracy is an absolute necessity for the UK and USA. And I wholeheartedly condemn, without qualification, the kind of arrogant and hubristic critique that strays from criticizing how the political systems of these countries operate in terms of…
Clinton, Sanders Point Fingers Over Lousy Park Job
FLINT, MI – Following a heated debate Sunday evening in which Senator Bernie Sanders and former First Lady Hillary Clinton took opposite sides on a number of pressing issues, the pair got into another argument on Monday afternoon over a…
2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.
PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! – Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? – I turned on the TV and thought it…
Alastair Campbell’s Divorce Leads to Contentious Intervention from Blair
Alastair Campbell’s divorce is hardly the highlight of his recent years. In the recent divorce proceedings, his wife said: My Alastair used to be a lovely lad. So modest, so honest, and with a heart of gold.: