Category: Politics
Breaking News: Obama Caused World War II, According to Trump
[Author’s Note: Tim Jones of the news website Glossy News, in an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, asked the presidential candidate to clarify his claim that President Obama was the “Founder of Isis.” Below is an excerpt from this revealing…
Yorkshire Icepick Weekend: 6 Interesting Things I Learned from the Hyde Park Trots
Here are several hilarious scientific-socialite shitticisms I learned not so long ago from the Hyde Park Radical Hipster Kool-Aid Community of Yorkshire. (By the way, before you ask, yes: they were all bitter, middle aged white boys with a massive,…
Donald Trump will lose Bigly in November (by the numbers): Video
The fans and haters demanded it, so here’s another fact-based analysis of why Donald Trump will lose, and lose BIGLY in November. (Scroll down for comments from YouTube.) I’m not going on feelings or impressions, but the analytics provided by…
“To be Finished Would be a Relief”: Solving the Mystery of Cameron’s Resignation Song
The end of David Cameron’s tenure as Prime Minister was a hectic one to say the least. With the country practically imploding after Brexit, Cameron had to take the blame for the emerging crisis. But when Cameron started humming a…
Trump University Fall 2016 Courses
The Trump University Promise At Trump University success is what it’s all about. Trump U is about a lot of things – but above all, how you can be successful by helping me become even more successful by enrolling in…
Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter
[Author’s Note: Glossy News’ Tim Jones was granted an exclusive interview with Donald Trump. He asked the Republican presidential nominee how he could still be running neck and neck with Hillary Clinton despite his repeated instances of inflammatory rhetoric and…
Breaking News: USA Votes to Leave North America
(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily by Donald Trump and his…
Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)
Hope you had fun the last time! .. Not so much. So, is Red Ken actually trans-racial, and indeed trans-Jewish, after all? Let’s see what me old China has to say. Eh! Tell yer what lad, that’s well nice! Eh!…
Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)
Good ol’ Red Ken recently lost his shit here at Glossy News over media accusations of antisemitism. He has also said ‘Technically lad, I might be a Jew meself, eh? Know what Ah mean, mate?!’
Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse
In a recent article, Justin Raimondo of Antiwar.com wrote about notable neocon intellectual and prominent thought-leadership advocate Max Boot’s comments on Trump: apparently, he would prefer to vote for Stalin than Donald Trump. (So, at least he doesn’t believe in so-called ‘moral…