Category: Politics
Trump’s Government Shutdown: EXCLUSIVE Glossy News Expose of Previously Unknown Discussions!
Washington, DC- Previously censored footage has thrown some light on the recent shutdown decision, and on the deliberations made beforehand. First, the White House announced that President Donald Trump was unhappy about the latest Continued Resolution (CR), passed by Congress…
Rand Paul Wants To Join Senators Grassley And McConnell In Game of Russian Roulette
Washington, DC- On Monday, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) challenged Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to a duel for leadership of the Senate, after the Majority leader declined to hold a vote on bipartisan legislation aimed at…
Schumer-Ception: Senator Incepts Idea to Shut Down Government in the President
“I must not use these powers for the forces of evil,” Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told aides after emerging from the Oval Office after a confrontational meeting with the President. He fist bumped the intern that told him to watch…
Mark Meadows Vows House Freedom Caucus Will Support Wall Funding
Senator Explains There Are “Other Options” To Sink This Bill (And All Others Like It) Washington, DC- House Freedom Caucus(HFC) Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) told reporters that members of the HFC would not block President Trump’s request for an additional…
Trump Declares USMCA Funds Border Wall… Trudeau Disagrees
Buenos Aires, Argentina- On Friday, leaders from the United States, Mexico, and Canada formally endorsed the United States- Mexico- Canada Agreement (USMCA) before a packed house at the G-20 Summit. On Monday, US President Donald Trump declared political victory via…
Silence of the Intel: Bob Goodlatte Afraid Comey Could be the Next Strzok
Washington, DC- In an interview with Fox News on Friday, House Judiciary Committee Chair Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) indicated he was not open to interviewing former FBI Director James Comey in a public hearing, citing fears that such action may sway…
Grassley Challenges McConnell to a Duel for Control of Senate
Washington, DC- On Friday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- SC) indicated that he would not hold a vote on a bipartisan criminal justice reform bill during the lame duck congressional session, and would instead focus his efforts on confirming…
MBS Claims Other Leaders Are ‘Racist Hypocrites’ As He Flees From G20 Summit
Buenos Aires, Argentina- Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) lashed out at world leaders, calling out Argentina and the US in particular, as he boarded a plane for Saudi Arabia at the conclusion of the G20 Summit on Sunday. MBS’…
Scarily Innovative! ‘Clean Coal’ & ‘Safe Lead’ Head US Panel at Next Week’s UN Climate Talks
Washington, DC- Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler announced on Friday, the White House would hold a panel on clean technology during the annual U.N. climate talks in Poland next week. “We will be featuring a number of green technologies at…
Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump is to being President as:…