Posted in Health Politics World News

Democrats & CNN Denounce Trump’s ‘Hateful Attitude’ to Mass-Murdering Death Plague

The Democratic Party have come out all guns blazing against Trump’s increasingly intolerant, hateful and belligerent rhetoric against… An evil virus that has already killed over 15 000 people worldwide.

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!

In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…

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Conservative Party
Posted in Health Politics World News

Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”

After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.

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Posted in Health Politics

GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!

Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day

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Washington
Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

FUTURE TRUMP TWEETS!

Libraries are a major place for the fake media to place their destructive materials. After all, the very word “Library” begins with “lie.” Something to think about. I am smarter and know more than all our Intelligence Agencies. That fact…

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Posted in Politics Travel

Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!

History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…

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Presidents
Posted in Politics

Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election!

What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don’t have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don’t have to…

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SCOTUS
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Supreme Court CHEAT SHEET: What Would it Take to Save Roe v Wade?

The whole topic of the future of Roe Vs Wade can seem pretty convoluted… So I’m going to give a factual, objective, unpolemical causal account in just a few short paragraphs about how likely Roe Vs Wade is to either…

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Sanders 2016 2020
Posted in Music Politics

Clinton SELF-OWNS in Catastrophic Pro Bo Biddley / Anti Bernie Parody!

Well, never one for staying out of the limelight, blonde haired blue eyed Goddess of War and highly prolific celebrity thinky-speaker Hillary ‘Honest Hillary’ Rodham Clinton has now done a stunning Bo Diddley parody that is sure to end all…

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Russia
Posted in Crime Politics

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians & the Price They Paid!

Robert Hanssen In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest of his life for selling U.S. classified documents to the Russians. His is considered to be one of the worst breaches of U.S. intelligence ever. Federal Bureau of Investigation….

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