Category: Top Stories
CIA Hymnbook (I): The Government Loves Me
The Government Loves Me To the Tune of Jesus Loves Me
Random Thoughts (VIII): Trolls, Terror, & Traumatic Illnesses
Trolls Has anyone noticed that trolls not only have juvenile ideas, but are also quite ‘charmingly’ childlike in their word-games?
The Interests of Everybody are the Interests of Nobody
Four legs good, two legs bad. Humanitarianism good, racism bad.
A Very Scary Fairy Tale – The Dangerous TRUMP Monster
Tim Jones: Hey kids. Wanna hear a bedtime story? Several young children: Yes, Mr. Tim! Please tell us a story! Tim: Okay, but I should warn you. It’s a scary tale!
What’s Next for Glossy News?
Here are some future plans for Glossy News: for late 2017, on into 2018 and beyond!
Kipling Feels Good
Feelz ain’t facts
Some Reflections for the Day After World Mental Health Day
Although my tweets today about #WorldMentalHealthDay should have been sent out yesterday, they do provide a more balanced account. Love is tough. Love is hard as nails. Love does not readily compromise, and it does not easily surrender to the…
Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars
Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly progressive liberal gender measure.
Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons
Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me! Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!
Instagram ‘Male Feminist’ Lauds His Flat-Chested Girlfriend for Not Getting Breast Implants
A leading Instagram Feminist (sic) from the “Male Community” (as his college classmates call it) has recently ended up on the wrong side of the Female Community.