CIA Hymnbook (I): The Government Loves Me

The Government Loves Me

To the Tune of Jesus Loves Me

The Government loves me,
This I know.
Cos the Wapo tells me so.
All my wealth to Him belongs,
So he can drop Humanitarian Bombs.

Yes, the Government loves me!
Yes, the Government loves me!
Yes, the Government loves me!
The NYT tells me so!

The Government loves me,
When I die, I will see the FBI
CIA will carry me
Wing me home, my joyful plea

Yes, the Government loves me!
Yes, the Government loves me!
Yes, the Government loves me!
The MSM tells me so!

CIA Hymnbook (I): The Government Loves Me

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