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What’s Next for Glossy News?

What’s Next for Glossy News?

Here are some future plans for Glossy News: for late 2017, on into 2018 and beyond!

1. Homepage and theme renovation. The homepage will look even better than before!

2. Optimization for web devices; plus an app!

3. Regular weekly article on satire and freedom of speech; as well as liberty of expression more generally.

4.  Regular mailing list. Email me if you would like to be added! Or else, just add an email with SUBSCRIBE in the email header.

Those who subscribe will get privileged snippets of future satire at Glossy News; as well as extra reports on freedom of speech (in addition to what is mentioned in point 3).

5. New official satire/non-satire ratio. We are going to go for at least 70% satire per month. This will help us keep our focus!

6. A series of interviews with a selection of Glossy News writers. All about freedom of speech, censorship and offense! These interviews were conducted a while ago; they will soon be published, here at Glossy News. There will also be an ebook.

7. Serious push for better web traffic; via

8. We’ll consider whether the current social media widget is the best one, or whether we should have a few quicker ones as well, for top social media outlets such as Facebook and Twitter. Please email us your opinions below!

And in the meantime, don’t forget to like our page on Facebook!



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