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Not All Asylum Seekers Are For Real, As The Germans Learned The Hard Way
There are many coming to our shores and borders now claiming to be asylum seekers.
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We’ve had a lot of great comedy and satire from our amazing writers, so thanks so much for all your likes and shares! As for our dear advertising clients, I just wanted to let you know about our very special…
UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest
Obsessive marrow pickler and underrated one-man Arthur Steptoe tribute act Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn wants the entire UK (and world!) to know that he won, you lost, and you’d better bloody well suck it up, arite?!
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Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”
Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building
A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of.
GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!
ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…
Corbyn-Boris-Pact? Twitter Explodes with Nasty Antisemitic Slurs…
Boris Johnson is now UK PM, but it seems that after years of vile antisemitic flaming and trolling from the Corbyn Cult, many Boris fans seem to be taking the low road with the nasty ‘Cabal’ slur. Unclear how many…
GIFT OF THE GABBARD: Why I’m Personally Rooting for Tulsi! 💙☺️
When a general guideline is misapplied to inappropriate cases, problems can arise. In the era of Trump, hypocrites say ‘do not claim your brother or sister in the faith is not of God.’ But whether it’s PC to say this…
Hannity WARNS COMPLACENT AMERICA of Buddhist World’s LIBERAL BIAS!
Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean Hannity is warning the world of an unprecedented threat from religious fanatics that (at least from all that we can gather from the right wing of the Fake News Industrial Complex)…