Category: Top Stories
Gaddafi Ceasefire Gesture: “My Guerillas Have Put Down Their Arms”
Tripoli Zoo, Tuesday: In a secret satellite conference last Tuesday, Libyan dictator Muhammar Gaddafi reportedly told NATO he had disarmed all of his Guerrillas and he “no longer wanted bloodlessness.” “No word of a lie. What I say is true….
Engraved Tax Bills Sent To British Taxpayers on Eve of Royal Wedding
Reports are coming out of England that part of the cost of throwing one of the most lavish weddings of the decade will be borne by British taxpayers. Unfortunately, with the economy pretty much still on a downward slide, this…
Donald Trump Puts Glass House on Market
Yet another indication that Donald Trump is absolutely serious about running for President is the fact that he has just listed his all-glass NY mansion for sale this weekend. The home, a stunning 8 bedroom, 9-1/2 bathroom home is one…
Hooray For Me, F**k You: Filthy Rich Protest for More Wealth
NEW YORK – Jumping on the protest bandwagon, which began with a carefully orchestrated campaign of coddled working and middle class protesters in Wisconsin and elsewhere fighting to retain their grossly overpaid wages and awesome HMO benefits, the wealthy minority…
President Obama Offers up Authentic Treasure Map to Throw Off Birther Scent
The quest for definitive evidence that Barack Obama was born (or not born) in the United States is heating up once again. This time, it is millionaire Donald Trump (or billionaire if you’re asking Trump himself) who is leading the…
Government Unexpectedly Shut Down by Whiplash Epidemic
People who earn horse choking sums by predicting events that never come to pass find themselves choking in light of the current government shutdown. Consensus among pundits had predicted an imminent budget showdown due to efforts of Democrats eager to…
Dick Cheney Voted ‘Worst President Of All Time”
Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be “the worst President in history.’ Cheney, using someone named ‘Bush’ as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to the point…
Nuke Energy Leaders Bravely Sacrifice Everything to Save Radioactive Fuel Rods
WASHINGTON DC – An emergency meeting was convened today between President Obama, top Japanese officials, members of the IAEA, General Electric CEO Jeffrey Immelt, and several nuclear industry leaders, to discuss ways to save the precious fuel rods from the…
Yet Another Black Mark Against Obama – He’s a Lefty
Yet another criticism of our “fearless leader” has been brought to light by those forces who are ever vigilant on keeping an eye on those treacherous liberal elements that have infested and are now running our great country. It has…
GOP Considers Rebranding as “Social Tea Party”
Des Moines, IA —GLOSSY NEWS With 2011 barely into its 4th month, House Tea Party Caucus leader Michele Bachmann whipped her Iowa audience into a frenzy over light bulbs, gay marriage and abortion with her stump “Social Conservatism is Physical…