Tripoli Zoo, Tuesday: In a secret satellite conference last Tuesday, Libyan dictator Muhammar Gaddafi reportedly told NATO he had disarmed all of his Guerrillas and he “no longer wanted bloodlessness.”
“No word of a lie. What I say is true. I have taken away my gorillas arms and I want similarly unarmed peacekeepers to enter the Libyan capital of Tripoli as soon as humanly possible,” said Gaddafi, whose stronghold has until now remained impenetrable.
After initial skepticism, NATO commanders dispatched two thousand unarmed troops after Gaddafi provided irrefutable photographic evidence of his disarmament process.
“We’re used to Gaddafi’s tricks so we waited ’til we saw some pictures before we did anything,” explained General Gullib of NATO headquarters.
“Funny thing is we’re still waiting to hear back from our troops. We think their radios might be broken or somethin’, but we’re just glad Gaddafi has finally decided on democracy.” A source close to Gaddafi said the dictator was too busy “trapping-boobies” to comment.