Category: Top Stories
V.P. Candidate Paul Ryan’s ‘Perfect Game’ Story Challenged
Janesville, Wisconsin. While attending a Washington National’s baseball game last week, Representative and Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, chosen to throw out the game’s first pitch, told the cheering crowd at Nationals Park that this reminded him of the time…
Fed Announces Major Wealth Creation Plan to Aid Wealthy
U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new plan to stimulate the economy by using public funds to buy up toxic mortgage-backed securities. “Nobody else will buy this crap,” said Bernanke, “so let’s get the American taxpayer to…
Green Party Desperately Trying to Convince Nation It Has Other Policies
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Green Party of The United States is desperately trying to convince supporters of the two main political parties that it does have policies not linked in any way to the environment. Speaking before a Q&A session…
Obama Blames Last Year’s DC Earthquake on the Bush’s Fault Line
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The 6.1 earthquake that rattled the nation’s capitol last year had shock waves that were felt as far north as New England. No major damages were reported and injuries were confined to a few heart attacks…
9/12 Not Remembered
WASHINGTON – Almost eleven years on from the events of the day immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, millions of Americans will spend tomorrow utterly failing to remember 9/12 – a day which involved hourly repeats of the same, non-developing…
A Poor Immigrant Kid’s Tragic to Success Story in America
I immigrated to the United States when I was 13 years old because my father wanted to study at the prestigious Johns Hopkins University for his post-doctorate degree. My mother, at the time, was working as a supermarket’s cashier. Needless to say, our family was very poor at that time. However, both of my parents valued education so much that my father rented an one bedroom apartment with a den in an affluent district for me to get the best public education that they could afford.
Romney Plans to Live in Large Uterus Instead of White House
Toledo, OH – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney unveiled his plan to move himself and his family into a “uterus of suitable size and structure” if elected president. He made the announcement during a speech at a Toledo go-kart manufacturing…
Democrats Narrowly Avert Threat of Democracy
In a historic and unprecedented move, the Democratic Party asked the delegates at its 2012 national convention in Charlotte, North Carolina to use democratic procedures to approve a platform amendment. At the last minute, however, they avoided the whim of…
Rating Agencies Themselves Downgraded
Policy makers have agreed that financial rating agencies are to be reformed. In the expected announcement, the European Parliament said; “The Big Three, Moody’s, Finch and Standard and Poor’s, are now so far behind financial trends that we have no…
Exposé: Under the Table with the Romneys
The Ann Romney ironing board story unfolds with a new wrinkle. Photographs posted today by Households Without Housekeepers reveal the wall-unit ironing board reportedly used as the Romney dining table was in fact a Murphy bed. The labor activist organization…