Category: Top Stories
Intra-office Battle Heats Up, and Then Some (comic)
We’ve all been there. Upset Dave in shipping? Make enemies with Rebecca in accounts payable? Rub the HR lady the wrong way, which is especially tricky when you rub her during the sensitivity training course. This whole comic kind of…
Consumers Wowed by PNC “Free iPad” Promotion
Consumer circles are going wild over a new promotion being offered by PNC Bank to first-time clients who opt to open an account with the nationwide financial company. Anyone who pays a non-refundable, $700 bank fee under the promotion is…
Dictators Bent on Naming Every Penultimate Thing After Themselves (comic)
North Korea is more than the hermit kingdom to me. It’s a place of untold misery, indoctrination and false belief in a false deity. You know, like religion. I don’t mean that as a slam on Christianity, specifically. No, that’s…
Last Alliance of Idiots and Morons March for Bloomberg
NEW YORK CITY – Police are out in force after a grand alliance of idiots and morons took to Times Square to march in support of Mayor Michael Bloomberg and his policies. Though the protesters already numbered over 40,000 by…
Sunflower Group Making Mad Stacks of Money by Sub-Sizing
They didn’t downsize, the staffing levels remain the same. They didn’t outsource, though they did contract it out to a company called Tallgrass. Now Sunflower Staffing is reaping huge profits by raping their employees and short-changing their clients. You may…
N,. Korean Missile Found to be Powered by Diet Pepsi, Mentos
A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that perceive North Korea as a…
Wayne LaPierre Ousted as NRA Pres for Being ‘Too Frenchy’
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having ‘too Frenchy’ a name. John Howitzer, Montana rancher and…
Layoffs Rampant, Fired Employee Knows Solution (Comic)
We’ve all worked in this kind of office. You know the solution is so simple it’s right in your face, but you’d be crazy to come right out and say it… well, this guy did. Click image to enlargify and…
Armed Rebels Reclaim GlossyNews.com Headquarters
Following a bloody, three-hour gun battle on the outskirts of Seattle, armed loyalists to ousted editor Brian K. White have reclaimed the offices. Glossy News had been under the control of The Blaze, Inc., which many considered hostile, for less…
Barack Hussein Obama: Worst “American” Ever?
Sure, there is still healthy debate as to whether or not Barry “the rock” Barack Hussein Osama-Obama is really an American. History will surely judge that. But a bigger question is; is he the worst human being to ever step…