Category: Top Stories
Jeb Bush Blunder on Immigration and Reconciliation
Jeb Bush’s attempts to speak up louder than those who to some limited extent do have a voice (regarding immigration) have suffered a serious blow. At a recent dialogue conference about how to make the GOP more inclusive, an immigration…
Hey Kids: Make Your Own ‘Trump for President’ Bumper Stickers
Hey Kids! Have Some Fun Cutting Out These ‘Trump For President’ Bumper Stickers!!! Here is what you need for a little summer fun! Just print off these patriotic bumper stickers, snitch a pair of scissors and some glue from your…
Presidential Hopeful Rand Paul Says Terrorists Have Better Music
Cleveland Ohio – On August 6th the presidential hopefuls for the Republican party gathered in attempts to remind people that Donald Trump is not a real candidate. Among the cocks in the cluster fuck were Governor Chris “Bridge-y McHugs” Christie…
Theresa May: ‘Win the Hearts of Moderate Homosexual Community’
Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to “engage with the moderate…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 10
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 10 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made…
Jerry Seinfeld Injured Filming ‘Comedians In Cars’
Branson, MO. – Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident while filming an episode of “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee” in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and guest…
GOP/Dems War Duet: You Gotta Save Somebody
Someone has decided to rewrite Bob Dylan’s Gotta Serve Somebody, to fit the current climate in 2015. The song has not been well received in Washington.
BNP Candidates Getting too Racially Tolerant as they Age
The BNP has been hit by its biggest crisis yet. An even bigger crisis than the shortage of dead badger carrion in Wigton… Or the malicious efforts of the fictive Andorran Gay Illuminati and Pan-Serbian Metrosexual Skull ‘n’ Bones Club…
The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015
Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop…
Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)
Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’ But so far, he is still breathing. Wonder why? 😉 I’m a Beltway guerrilla Trade wars to the highest seller I’m a tinpot Godzilla Universal kiddy-killer I’m a…