Category: War Zone
“Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!
The unusual rhetorical flavor and idiosyncratic policy approach of Donald Trump has left self-styled GOP moderates and centrist Democrats to reminisce about the golden age when both parties were the greatest force for good (and humanitarian genocide) the world has…
Washington Limericks! (TRIGGER WARNING: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!)
There once was a loser called Bush Who told old Saddam to vamoosh He tanked the economy And made y’all some enemies And the terror threat went through the roof! ___ There once was a showman called Barry Who was…
County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma
Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag” by Country Joe…
BIG OIL OVERJOYED! 10 American Air Force Pilots Hanged for Collateral Damage
CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are currently rejoicing, as a steady torrent of excitable news broadcasts jubilantly proclaim to us all that the long-enduring myth of a ‘lack of accountability’ for American foreign policy is finally dead and buried. How…
REGIME CHANGE! African ‘Coalition of the Willing’ Swears to Save Oppressed French, Restore Human Rights
Given the widespread oppression and state terror the ruthlessly violent and unaccountable Macron regime is weaponizing against the valiant freedom fighters of the Yellow Jackets (Gilets Jaunes), a courageous and deeply altruistic alliance of humanitarian interventionists from former French colonies…
CIA Satanic Hymnbook Leak (XI): My Government, My Saviour
My Government, My Saviour, All I have belongs to you! All of your drones, soar o’er the bones, The children you have set on fire
Trump Launches EXTRAORDINARY Expletive-Ridden John McCain Rant.
Universally admired (and hated) celebrity Twitter troll Donald J. Trump has just made an extraordinary online attack on known war hero and suspected warmonger John McCain (wait, did I get that one the right way round?!) Key Twitter highlights go…
Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation
On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border.
CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed
Guest post by Lisa Way. How do I love greed? Let me count the ways. I love greed to the depth and breadth and height My drones can reach, when I’m safe and out of sight.
Army Forgets Weapons, Loses War
The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the Middle Eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons. “It happens,” said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. “We had them all ready to go, but then things…