Category: Travel
The People’s Republic of Uzupis Takes Political Independence to New Heights
THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF UZUPIS – In 1991 the people of Lithuania declared their independence from the Soviet Union. In 1997 the people of Uzupis, a district of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, declared their independence from Lithuania and got…
Crocodile Eats 75 Villagers in Remote Kenyan Park
Bwanna, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com) Game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village it decimated during an evening celebration. The reptile is being reported as the ‘world’s largest crocodile.’…
Time Indeed Flies, Airlines Unhappy
Reports that several people witnessed Time ‘flying’ have caused panic in the air-safety conscious offices of commercial airlines. In a press release addressed to all governments and signed by all major airline unions, it has been stated that, if the sightings are true, if…
Mount Rushmore Expansion Opens This Weekend
National Park Service Bulletin-(SatireWorld.com) – The Department of the Interior has rolled out its first big celebration in many years as they officiate the opening of America’s first new national park in almost 40 years.
Cruise Lines End Affirmative Action
In the wake of several recent misadventures, it was announced today all major cruise lines will end their affirmative action programs, effective immediately. Leisure industry analysts say some response was expected, but the move may be too late to reduce…
Oceanic Airline to Charge for Existential Angst
Los Angeles – GlossyNews.com – Oceanic Airlines has announced plans to institute a surcharge ranging from $5.00 to $57.50 for passengers transporting books which exhibit existential angst, says company spokesperson Macine Galvertson. “In the future a hefty surcharge will be…
Park Rangers and Bears in Cahoots Against Denali Park Hikers
For those wishing to explore the back country of Denali National Park in Alaska, one of the requirements that park rangers insist upon is that avid hikers pack their food in a bear-proof container. Unfortunately, this small, barrel-shaped container also…
Narco-Terrorism Tour for Fearless Gringos Announced
Nuevo Laredo, Mexico – GlossyNews.com – The Nuevo Laredo Tourist Department (NLTD) has announced its newest tourist attraction, the Narco-Terrorism Tour for Gringos, which is to be launched August 10 from Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. “This exciting adventure will appeal to…
Study: Careless Driving Deemed Perfectly Safe
Here’s a little guide to help ensure that you’re driving like the rest of America. DON’T BE AWARE! While driving, keep in mind that everyone else on the road should be looking out for you. Therefore, there is no reason…
Airports to Employ Eunuchs for Enhanced-Invasive Screening
New York – GlossyNews.com – According to informed sources the government has come up with an imaginative solution to the problem of invasive image scanning at airports. Many travelers, especially women, have complained about the fact that the new scanning…