Category: Society
Ask Hank: There’s Something Mighty Fishy About this SPAM
Dear Hank; With regards to the following e-mail I recently received (which has been shortened for the sake of brevity): From: SENATE COMMITTEE Sent: Wed, January 6, 2010 2:58:30 PM Subject: Approved Immediate ATM Swift Payment Office of the Senate…
Special Ring of Hell Created for CEOs
God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO’s and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn’t stomach the gall of these money-engorged maggots…
SpaghettiOs® Creator, Donald Goerke, Chokes to Death, Uh-Oh
CAMDEN, N.J. – Donald Goerke, the man who put the “Oh” in SpaghettiOs®, choked to death Sunday night while eating his customary bedtime snack of SpaghettiOs® and chocolate milk. He was eighty-three. Mr. Goerke joined the Campbell organization in 1955…
Dick Cheney Blasts Americans for Letting Terrorists Win
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Former Vice President Dick Cheney blamed Americans yesterday for “being in bed with” terrorists. “The people of this nation are as much to blame as their pusillanimous, light-skinned president for delivering the head of democracy to the…
Ask Hank: Dying to Date a Triple D
Dear Hank: I’ve got a crush on my neighbor. She lives just across the apartment complex from me, is stunningly gorgeous, and I know from looking, she’s single. She does have the odd one-time male guest now and again, but…
TSA Takes “Security” Out of Name
Washington DC (GlossyNews) — The US Transportation Security Administration today announced effective February 1, 2010, the Administration will take the word “Security” out of its title, becoming simply the US Transportation Administration. The official spokesman for the Administration, Roger ‘…
Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com
BOSTON, Mass. – Singles who were kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world,” are not taking their dismissal lying down. Many of the 5,000 people who were ruled off the site for porking…
Mark of the Beast “666” Encoded on Holiday Gift Cards
A record number of Christians have been flooding their local Wal-Mart stores and asking for replacements for the gift cards they received for Christmas due to the fact that they claim the mark of the beast “666” has been encoded…
Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend….
Ask Hank – Spam Mail Offers Unemployed Dad Chance at New Career
Dear Hank, I recently received this email and thought I would ask your advice about how to respond. You see I am currently unemployed and this job offer would be such a big help for me to put food on…