Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.
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VINDICATION!
Awesome! Finally those stupid PETArds get what is coming to them.
i agree if it wasnt for the police at the last anthrocon i went to with protesters outside making bullshit clames we use real fur in our fur suits i would have done the same thing if not kicked there asses ontop of that instead of letting the police just tell them go home yea like that ever works these guys need to do there research befor running out to any place thay see and running there bullshit mouths btw I LOVE MEAT SO FUCK YOU YOU DAMN VEGITARIAN HIPPYS
EPIC WIN!!!!!
Leather? fur? Well, cows hanging from a rear hoof or a hook, urinating uncontrollably, getting their throat slit, watching their own gallons of blood pouring out like a small swimming pool of red. Almost immediately the skin tore off with sharp knives, perhaps being still felt by that animal, tends to release that animals horrendous pain and fear into that unknown attachment of this horrific death. Then it’s washed, formatted and sold to whoever wants to wear it. Thawed meat from that animal is cooked and served on a plate, in fact Mr biker eats it. The biker is most likely correct in saying so. It’s simply one way of survival and personal necessity of that soul who follows the herd. No sense pointing it out. The glue on the duct tape probably has that same animal in it. Humanity all ready took it’s course. Two kinds of people, Some run with it, since there’s alternatives some don’t. No big deal, step aside & leave personal choice alone, or get taped to a tree by the careless.
+Hey, even I peed on La Trene, but only a brief relief of bladder pressure. As I began to process all of my alcoholic imbibery in a river-like flow, he smiled and starting singing Elton John’s “Big Dipper” at me.
I shut down, but all of my cohorts turned to him and began relieving their own internal breweries, almost as if worshiping at the altar of Sir Elton.
It was like a scene from Harley-Davidson’s 100th Anniversary Celebration.
When one of them asked him how he knew the song so well, he started shouting something about flashbacks to his Catholic school days and someone named “Father McFlaherty”.
I left when his shouting turned into a chant of “holy water”…
Ride on.
Roadkill
As a biker for more than 45 years, I take umbridge at any suggestion that we would think of treating those who disagree with us with anything less than respect. Now, where DID I put my duct tape?
But people who ride real scoots still put up with them. As for Kurrrt and the horrific explanation of pure fallacy, I worked in a packing plant, and have killed more than my fair share of large beasts. Believe it or not, things that weigh half a ton tend to get pissy if they can feel their skin being peeled off, so we always tried to make sure they were dead dead dead before commencing the process. More over, they were killed fast. Think headshot. Lights out. No pain or agony, just there then gone. We may eat meat, but we are not cruel. The animal rights activists are just like any other activist that needs to have a cause to feel good about since they probably haven’t experienced a heterosexual event. But since humans have more rights than animals by divine right, we put up with the extremists just the way we put up with the bar and shield.
Ironically, my jacket is made from Hindi cow skin. It is ooooohhhhhh so supple.
I thought a little yellow water was a fair exchange for some red water.
And what did they expect, for a bunch a bikers to take their crap like like a a bunch of Hollywood pansies do?
Guess they should read more.
Genesis 9:1-3
1 And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
Loved this story. We are the supreme beasts, deal with it! Better a shot it the head then chasing it down with spears.
Wow! To right – if you play with fire (in this case bikers) you can expect to be burnt!
If God had not intended for man to eat meat then why did he put them on the ark 2 by 2 and say here is your food. I think PETA should change their moniker PETOP People for Ethical Treatment of People and start helping the Homeless Children out there that cant eat because they don’t have jobs and they are homeless.
Where the hell did this come from?
I live near johnstown and have heard nothing about this!
And where was the rally in 12″ of snow?
I call bullshit!
Bull shit. the whole post.
Uhhh, folks, this is a humor piece, it’s called satire…
Pretty well done, though, when people take it as fact.
The bit about forcing a guy to ride on the back all day because he was almost a woman is the giveaway. No real biker would want the extra weight on the bike unless he was gonna get some nookie out of it later.
I have a quotation hanging on my file cabinet that says “People are more opposed to fur than leather, because it is safer to harass a rich women than motorcycle gangs.” Boy, ain’t it the truth!
I wonder if the other 2 activists were named ‘Toi Letta’?
HA! FUNNY! Protesting idiots getting farted on, and peed on…put on the back of a motorcycle cause the bikers girlfriend was out of town…true or not, absolutely hilarious.
Al:
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
I shat myself luaghing.
I have a case of duct tape some where here
This woman will wear leather…shoes, chaps, jackets, coats, gloves, hats/caps, belts. I eat meat…am very carnivorous. I also eat my veggies and grains….balancing as wolves do. Vegans…hmmm….warm meat and perhaps very slow…in many areas.
Good story.
Yes, we welcome all who care to venture into any motorcycle related event. We will feed and clothe you and you are, of course, invited to all initiation/party-related antics, as well.
Ride on!
Jaqfire
animal protein is required for the human brain to function,this proves it
I love all Gods creatures. With a side of gravy and potatoes
It is conforting to see my riding friends are acting in a political correct manor after all we pay big $$$ for our leathers that provide warmth and safety. Looking forward to bonding with PEDA members in the future.
Loved it. Mouthy ass protesters don’t know when to shut up. Even if this is a satire piece, it was funny as hell.
I’m a biker with a good sense of humor. This was one funny story! Whoever made this up should write a book!
LOL. yeah. someone didnt use their common sense glands. I mean really.. Bikers? why not hipsters or someone that MIGHT actually be passive to your stupid ideas. might want to take a note not mess with people that not just could, but would gladly make you their girlfriend for the day.
Funny as hell. Anyone reading this that takes it seriously needs to lighten up. Dudes/dudettes….it’s an extremely funny, well written, creative piece of fiction!! WTF is up with all of you who took offense? Take a chill pill man ~
After reading this I feel like eating a big steak, then going out and buying a leather jacket. Whatever these idiots got they had it coming. Even if it’s being in the ground covered by a foot of quickly thrown on dirt. How stupid can you be?
Know why biker wear leather? IN CASE OF CRASHES !
besides…chiffon would tangle in the wind
I know it’s satire now, but I read it twice because I was wishing it were true.
Besides, if God didn’t intend for us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.
F***ING LOL
To BobJones: Funny you should say that, cause after reading this story this morning, I went and bought the biggest Porterhouse I could find at the butcher shop while wearing my brand-new for Christmas black leather riding jacket.
Steak = Tasty!
Leather = Supple and warm!
Thank you, Mr. and/or Mrs. Cow! YOU ARE DELICIOUS!
Ride on, Brothers!
This is just so hot! Points are made and nobody gets hurt….And some people get turned on… hot hot hot
this is soo funny real or not…i hope its real teach all you retards we need meat fur and leather..
Hey folks!
Everybody gather around for a moment.
That’s nice.
Take it easy.
This is not meant to be taken so seriously.
It is a spoof.
Yes, really!
It is just a joke, something to be taken with a grain of salt.
I like PETA. They go too far sometimes, but they have their thing to say and it often times needs to be said. It does take guts to stand up for a lot of what they do.
But I still found this article to be funny as hell.
If its taken lightly EVERYONE can get a hoot out of it.
Even PETA people.
Very funny. Could have been a little more careful with the duct taping of two activists into “several” dumpsters. Pretty much gave the spoof away.
Holy balls, that entire article is filled with physical humor.
To be honest it serves those iditos right, they can live their lives gobbling supplements, much like they gooble rosters, but they shouldnt force it on others.
Needless to say, I laughed the entire time reading because those imbeciles get what is comint to them.
I have a black leather coat, a brown leather coat, and a coat not made out of leather. Depending on my mood or where I am going, I wear ‘em all!!!
Have a nice day, all of you!!!
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?????
hippies are stinky and nasty and deserve to be treated as such……lolololololol
Oh My I pray for the day when the Jihad’ys come and protest at one of our clubs rallies….My bike seat needs some extra stuffing and I’m told human hair is great for the job !!!!
I hope the other posters know that this is a fake-news site, although the recent Steve Jobs hoax suggests that the people actually don’t care if a story is fake or not.
Even less believable than The Onion, and without the snappy writing.
Another case of anyone wearing leather and riding a motorcycle being called a gang. They are luck they aren’t still M I A
“If God hadn’t intended for us to eat animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.” ~Sarah Palin
It’s funny, but obviously it isn’t true.
PETA kills thousands of ANIMALS each year.Nuff said about PETA.
As to eating meat?….”God”(s)/ evolution….however you want to call it, has conveniently arranged to give HUMANS a set of incisors with which to eat MEAT with. HUMANS ….ARE….NATURE. We are as “natural” as any of the birds, bees, LIONS, you name it. If we CHOOSE to eat meat then so be it. If those who do not CHOOSE to eat meat do not like the fact that we ( normal human beings) choose to eat meat then go cry in your little gardens. I think that people who eat vegetables are MURDERING the poor defenseless little forms of life. lol
We ALL owe our very LIVES to meat eaters. Those who would deny the history and SCIENCES of humans will continue to moronically whine about our very NATURE, needs, and “NATURAL” lifestyles.
Hmmmm….wonder if those who are complaining about human abuses of “other” nature use…” WOOD” in the contruction of their homes and furnishings? PLASTICS and STEEL/metals ( pollution remember? ) in their electronic ENTERTAINMENT devices, VEHICLES and such? Wonder if they ever use ANY man made substances and medicines derived from ANIMAL TESTING and “abuse” ? Hmmmm If LIBERALS were NOT absolute HYPOCRITES, then they should be living in open fields and eating AIR.
Liberals are ANTI-SCIENCE/LOGIC/evolution. ….(PROVABLY)
I have no problem with being “eco friendly” within REASONABLE and LOGICAL bounds. FORCING people to “FIX” things that aren’t even broken is NOT “reasonable, logical, or “good”.
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
“Look at that fag riding that Harley.”
“Why are these fags always so loud.”
Danish mainstream media is now reporting the story (as true). Well done I guess?
http://nyhederne.tv2.dk/krimi/article/27727696/
I’m surprised someone didn’t have a gun and folks weren’t killed. If someone tossed red water (even if it was food coloring in there) at my $300 motorcycle jacket, they would be about 5 pounds heavier with the amount of lead in their system. Just be glad they were in the NE, gun laws in Texas include the right to defend and protect property, even if your wearing it!
What a great story, maybe they will think twice before harrassing bikers. I would loved to have seen that.
Makes ME proud to be a “Biker”…….
Reality has fallen off the backseat and is lost somewhere outside of Sturgis. We have now entered the Twilight Zone and at this rate will probably never find our way back out again.
Gotta wonder what they were thinking. Have a cheeseburger.
Even the american indians wore leather,i wonder how many of these ‘activists’ have something tribal on their walls at home. They are lucky they weren’t here in Oz, our beer is stronger!
Best “news” Ive seen in a loooong time. Just cant stop laughing….
Well, I like the idea of the new handshake, farting on their heads. I for one have an ongoing supply of handshakes. And really the ‘inclusiveness’ is by far a more positive reaction to turn negative activism around. I like it. I think our motorcycle club should take a lesson from their positive turn around of a possible explosive situation. In fact I think I might use their example at my work place! “Good Morning, I have a new handshake I would like to share with you…”
I have to take a piss….where is a PETA member?
What a bunch of morons. Until they come up with a better material, leather’s still the ultimate protection from road rash. Motorcycle leathers cost a lot of cash and protect our skins. The riders were justified in taking proper measures in preventing future damage to their property. If somebody tried to damage my leathers, I am not sure I would show the same amount of self-restraint and limit my retaliation to harmless pranks.
Simply brilliant!
I seriously love this news story. Good on you bikers! Those pesky activists got what they deserved.. trying to preserve whats natural.. LOL
this story has been saved
LMFAO!! Bout high time they were put in their place! kudos to the bikers!!!
Maybe Obama will bow and grovel for his release.
Great “news” story. Made even more hilarious by gullible fools
I would just like to thank the bikers for such hospitality shown to their guests
BRAVO!!!!!
This is the best story I’ve heard in ages.
I cant stop laughing this too funny.
Very funny story! I am an actual card carrying PETA member and this cracked me up. Mostly because of the comments following the article.
I am a fairly hard core biker and I go totally vegan with all my gear. Their are plenty of leather alternatives that are much better at protecting you and they often cost less than leather(Kevlar/Cordura). Just wanted to put that out there.
The reason I am replying is that I wish the “mainstream” media would actually take a look at what we do and what we stand for and not spend so much time on stories… well… like this one. I am not trying to say I speak for PETA but most of the folks I know are primarily concerned with personal choice and consequence, we just want to let the public know what is going on behind the walls and out of sight so that everyone can determine the options that are right for them.
If you could enjoy riding your Hog in style and have that little extra sense of knowing that your gear didn’t come from the suffering of another living being… wouldn’t that be a good thing? Thanks for reading all this… I will get down off of the soap box now.
Flame away!
Support Your Local 1%,,,,,,I would Have made them Ol’ Ladies for a Day!
“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?” – Homer Simpson.
I am not a biker, although, have the utmost respect for them. You may call me a ‘wanna-be’. They bike for our children, they bike for so many wonderful causes. Did our ancestors eat vegetarian hamburgers? I believe it is called ‘the circle of life’. Shall we begin duct taping birds for eating the worms???
Its not a real story you fools!
Mow that is a tree hugger
Kind of fun to see how many people looove the story, but kinda don’t care about, ya know, the people that died. I get it, vegans are weirdos, but still, they aren’t in the same class as cattle. After all, you can’t wear a PETA skin coat in public unless you want some activist to throw hummus on you.
Right?
OMG! I have never laughed so hard! Some people should learn how to pick and choose their battles! I can’t wait to attend their next biker party! Sounds like a good time was had by all.
Real or not the story is extremely funny – and I did not read where anyone had died – they probably just ran off and joined one of the biker gangs after learning how the other half lives! lmao!
@PETA Tony.
Dude I once read in a PETA magazine that goldfish have feelings, and should not be had as pets.
Is this true? If so, I don’t want to hold them captive and make them suffer any longer.
What do I do with my fish?
Eat them?
Sacrifice them?
Feed them to my Piranha?
Throw them in the river?
Best Regard,
ATEP
how dumbass were the activists,
fancy going out deliberately to pick on innocent bikers
hey peta tony if you’re interested in promoting personal choice here’s a thought: leave other people alone.
OH how I WISH this story were true!! PETA is nothing more than a domestic terrorist group. Their cult turns normal human beings into absent-minded followers with the most bizzare belief system (based on complete fiction) never seen since Helter Skelter!
That in itself wouldn’t be an issue. However when they illegally press their agenda and beliefs on others via criminal acts, THAT’S a problem!
They should all be shipped to Guantanamo!
…or at the very least, be subjected to the actions outlined in the above article.
Leather is a byproduct from the beef industry and I don’t see hamburger and steak going away. Just as the Native Americans used every part of the Buffalo, as do we the cow.
Thats some funny Sh1t right there! I cant remember ever laughing so hard. I certainly hope it was a true story. LOL
1%er all the way babe!
Hi, while a satire, this reminds me of the brains behind another activist group, also in the Penn State. If memory serves, the anti-hunters were following deer hunters out in the woods banging pie pans / cymbals / bells. It didn’t seem to me like they did a good job of counting the activists before they went out. I always wondered how if they all made it back.
Here’s an idea, let’s find some heavily armed guys, follow them deep into the woods alone, and then make them REALLY MAD.
If you want to get someone to follow you in change, it’s best to present a positive alternative like the vegan biker.
Mike
PETA Tony says;
“primarily concerned with personal choice”.
You mean primarily concerned with forcing YOUR personal choice on others, right?
i cant believe how many dumbasses here think this article was real.
hahahahahahahahahahaha jajajajajajaja hehehehehehehehehehe
I dont care if this is real or not. It is one of the best things i have read in a long time. We need to make a movie about this. It will be the feel good movie of the decade.
guess them french homo activists better go back to pissing off the defenseless littel old ladies or get used to being pissed on. got what they deserve only wish I was there my woman was out of town that weekend to
Why not leather. The animals are slaughtered for food. Why Should their hide go to waste when it is the best protection for motorcycle riders. Without leathers, many a biker has gotten skun up pretty bad from road rash, flying rocks and hard bugs. That’s what so great about this country, you have a choice to eat animal meat or not, to use their hide for a purpose rather than have it thrown away after it is slaughter for meat. And since there will always be slaughter for meat, any use for all by-products should be utilized, rather than throw away the by products to rot.
Phen, whether it’s real or not, to date it still is the funniest story of 2010
Best story I have read in a long time does my heart good to be a biker, sorry I missed that one… Will have to remember you look French, will call you La Trene
You idiots!!!! The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
There’s a reason every single racer still uses leather one-piece suits, Tony. Synthetic is pretty good, but doesn’t have the abrasion resistance of leather. And I hope you’d have more sense than to throw water balloons at some 1%ers, too. What did they think was gonna happen?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [inhale] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
My real concern is for the menatal state of the individual who came up with the idea to launch such a protest at a biker’s rally.
This is so sad that these PETA people have no clue it would be a Big waste to let the skins just rot away and not get used. Hey you PETA Nuts check out what you did in Ireland to all the birds in one county i visted Not ONE bird because you nuts went and raided a Mink farm and let them all go and they eat every egg and the birds. Now you hear nothing and it will take YEARS to hear a bird there again. Stop and think before you make yourselfs a porta potty.
False story. Was not in the Johnstown newspaper or news channel WJAC. The SEIU should show up with the activists to a biker gang rally and bikers will be the ones flying.
…..lol AND THEY WANT TO CALL FISH “Sea Kittens”?
Jesus Christ.
Im happy there aren’t many PETA people here in Alaska. And if there are….they’re in hiding.
Well hear PETA Tony – what a loser!
PETA Tony I’ll tell you what to do with your self opinionated bollocks – put it in a bacon and sausage sandwich and smash it into your chevvy chase!
Anyway gotta dash – got to put on my leather (21 laced holed) hunting boots, leather hunting gloves and get my Beretta 689 GOLD SABLE (with its hand stitched Italian carry case) as I’m off hunting to randomly and savagely kill some innocent animals – there is nothing like the feeling of filling some animal with lead!
Then on the my home I’ll smash 2 Big Mac’s down my fat face before demolishing 24oz Rib Eye steak….then before retiring to my 4 seat red leather chesterfield I’ll slip on my handmade George Cleverley leather slippers!
PETA – “Pretty Entertaining To Accost” and obviously dumber than a bunch of rocks.
This was hilarous!!! I loved it!
So which genius saw this as a good idea! lol they are lucky the guys still had a sense of humor about it! btw Peta kills more Dogs and Cats then any shelter check out http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ they killed 95% of all animals rescued last year. the reason is they fill no human should own a animal even as a pet. they would rather detroy the dog or Cat. give me a break!
I thought it was funny’ frick’n do gooders messed with the wrong people. bikers are a freindly bunch that have been known to play a few pranks on light weights like these.
Coulda been worse’ instead of being pissed on they could have been invited too a circle jerk, & they coulda been the pivet man! or had the club momma pull a train & then sat on there face.
J.T.S.
Makes you proud to be a biker………..do they need any more duck tape willing to send some from the UK……….LMAO
@ PETA Tony
I’m sorry but with crap like this: http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/h/2537-peta-denies-traumatizing-kids
I will never give peta any credit for any positive contribution. If you show up outside the nutcracker and try to hand my daughter stuff that says her mommy is a killer….I will knock you on your butt. You guys are morons. Stick with the ads with naked chicks.
would i be right in saying that leather is a bi-product of the meat industry? if we stop making bike jackets and sofa’s and car interiors out of it, then what will happen to it? after all, i think non users of leather are in a minority. ok they have a right to freedom of speech but what are the alteratives? throw it away? stop eating meat? dont think so.
Maybe there is a possible beef chicharrón career in your future.
Pork rinds are everywhere, so why not beef rinds.
You could be onto something big, cowboy.
More of us need to do the same to these “out of hand” AR people. They are trying to stop the raising of all animals, chickens, cows, pigs, dogs, cats. They don’t want animals used for entertainment, no rodeos, no zoos. Take a look people, we need more active protests against them, the Humane Society of the United States is NOT what you think they are. Check them out!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had no idea Johnstown, PA and Lake Woebegone were sister cities…
Oh my God, too funny. It is about time people put these jerks in their place.I thought I would die laughing when I read about the biker telling the man that he was “almost a woman” These guys did what every person who realizes that we are at the top of the food chain wants to do!
I don’t think there are people who are aware that this is a made up story…
We’ve been trying to tell them that for some time now…
I Love it…Animals were placed on this earth to HELP man, feed, cloth and work along side of..not be equal to…You go bikers,,give em all you got..no one messes with them there PA bikers
So then, what about all the people who wear leather shoes ?
Who would be dumb enough to screw with a bunch of bikers in the first place? I guess people who believe their outlandish opinions should be forced on the rest of us. Glad to see the bikers took care of the problem the way the rest of us wish we could. Now I’m gonna go eat my bacon and eggs, fix myself a roast beef sandwitch for lunch, and go to work. Take er easy…
I wish this were true but if you look at the people in the reflection they are wearing summer clothing. I think this is a picture of some kind of tree protest. Besides. with a dateline of January in Johnstown, PA It would be a little hard to think they would be having an outdoor rally.
Would love to think this was true. As a previous commentor said you really need to pick your battles.
HA!!! they looked French! HA!!! There is a place for all of gods creatures… Right beside my mashed potatoes!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Little bastards got what they deserved. They ought to go back and thank every one of those bikers for letting them off sooo easy. If they had done that at an outlaws event we would only be finding pieces of them. Idiots….
Seriously Hilarious !!! It may not be a true story, but speaking as a veteran of 30 years of biker parties, it seriously COULD BE. I am a serious animal lover, but I keep it in perspective. Freedom of choice in all things. The “activists” CHOSE to object to our lifestyle and the bikers CHOSE to reject their objection!
This the best story I’ve heard in a long time. I’m the president of a local club. Hats off to you guy’s, all in good fun…… Wish I was there to see it.
P eople E ating T asty A niamls
LOVE IT!!! Good for the Bikers!! Serves those activists right.
This is the best story ive heard in a long time. I just wish i would have been there!Isnt throwing anything on anybody a form of assult? So then PETA assulted the bikers having a peaceful rally? Or am I wrong? So PETA should be glad that they only got farted on. I would not have been so friendly if I was assulted!KOODOOS TO MY BROTHERS!
They weren’t real bikers, Real bikers can’t afford leather. They wear denim and there colors…maybe leather boots and a belt. Only RUB’s wear leather…Thats Rich Urban Bikers. you can recognise them from the trailer that they haul there bikes on or in. Fuckin RUBs
loved it dumb as- should stay on the porch if they don’t want too play with the big dogs .
Chunk!
Chunk!
Chunk!
(Sound of forehead hitting keyboard)
Best news story I’ve read in a long time. If they are ever going through Moriarty New Mexico the first beer is on me. Stop at the Lariat Motel. You are more than welcome there. D
My only regret was i wasn’t there to pee on those stupid neo nazis. i guess it only goes to prove there is a god and he has a sense of humor
I’m curious, what would Chrissie Hynde think of this.
I’d like to think she’d think there are quite a few illiterate and gullible bikers out there.
FUC* ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. WE DIDNT MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BECOME VEGITARIANS
Great! Now if we could just duck-tape those climate-peril morons the job would be complete
I know ClimateGate! It’s almost as R-Tarded as those people who think we can endlessly use the air and sea as our toilet for toxic waste without it coming back to bite us in the ass. Hysterical!
Hey, I’m all for making the world a safer place for our children, but not our children’s children, because our children shouldn’t be having sex.
Yeah, let’s waste all that bull skin…..
“motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”
We all have things we don’t like, but just because we don’t like them doesn’t mean others have to stop.
I think this market is an exception. Unlike the mink coat wearing person leather is essential to being safe on a motorcycle, it is almost yelling at a person for wearing a helmet. The leather saves peoples lives. (I don’t believe in the torture of animals for medicine) but I only buy free range products. If you think leather is wrong maybe you should come up with an alternative material that is proven to be just as safe against the road as leather is. This would also have a very excellent business opportunity considering gp riders pay about $1,800 for their racing suit alone.
OMG what idiots to mess with bikers, where are the brains behind the operation,,,,,LOL they deserve what ever they get,Most of the bikers cloths are made in china, go after china and leave america alone
A former Biker
This is funny, but what’s funnier is all the people who don’t realize that THIS STORY IS MADE UP.
Just sayin’.
Too fucking funny. Great story …love it “La Trene”….French….
Do they realise if people quit eating meat how many problems there would be with animal over population? Disease, starvation. [etc]
You stick to what you like [meatless] and I will stick to what i like. [eating meat]
I mean really, if they stopped to think of how the population explosion would effect them, they might mind their own business.
Shut up and sit down PETA and their ilk.
Hey Pat, uh, I don’t think we’re eating wild animals, really. Most (I think we can safely say all) the meat we eat is grown for consumption. So, your position is great but your argument might not be too persuasive.
~Rev Mike
If people don’t like this Country & respect it, they should get out & live some place like Panama in a hut!!!
Great job, keep up the great work!! Now we need someone to clean-up Washington!
Leather only comes from criminal animals that are sentenced to death.
Crime? deliciousness.
Seriously though, I understand that we kill animals and eat their flesh. I also understand we need to take care of the planet because it will not last us forever but it does have to last us until we can (relatively) easily spread out to colonize other planets.
Having said that, I believe companies tend to utilize every possible piece similar to what we learned in grade school about the native americans; not doing so would be wasteful. Use the meat for food, shape the bones to make daggers/eating/cooking utensils.
Tough luck at the top of the food chain, huh? Mostly though they try to use everything possible not out of morality but because it makes it more cost effective. Why create junk/trash/waste when you can potentially use it to make something else people will pay for?
What do you think hot dogs (and scrapple! MMM SCRAPPLE!) are made of? Lips and assholes! And eyeballs, snouts, every bit of meat leftover on the pig after the ham, pork, and bacon are stripped from the carcass.
OOHAA for the ‘Bikers’,
Those people don’t realize that the ‘bikers are not the “ABUSERS”.
Leathers are ’sold all over the world’, we buy them and wear them for so many “reasons”i.e “Safety protections”. KODOS for the “BIKERS” for making them feel “welcome” to their gathering. I ride also….
You do realize this is not a real news outlet right?
peta goes to a biker run,
thinkin they would have some fun.
throwin shit at the biker dudes
was certainly construed as rude.
so the bikers grabbed the little bitches
what they did next left me in stitches
they taught those “queens” a little lesson,
from now on with bikers they won’t be messin.
So many people think this really happened, it’s sad. It’s a joke, people. Funny but a joke. Stop emailing it to me.
I hope the activists get pink eye.
Hey Rev. Mike have you ever heard of something called hunting its where people go and hunt WILD animals and then eat the meat of the animal they killed. This allows for populations to remain controlled so actually your position does not make much sense.
Whats with soulfull. I guess hes a real biker sitting at his laptop. I live not too far from Johnstown and let me tell you bikers do wear leather. not all of them and not all of the time but they do. To say they are rubs is a guess or a shot at insulting them. Maybe soulfull is really “La Tren” and he’s still a little aggitated after being used as a toilet
Hey Mike, my position is that 99% of the meat we eat is grown to be eaten and wouldn’t exist if there were no demand.
As to your comments, man killing animals and trying to control populations causes more problems than it solves. I don’t think in the real ‘wild’ animals are going starving and begging because the birth rates are controlled naturally based on the carrying capacity of the land. The goldfish, in essence, grows to the size of the bowl….
We have to control populations of animals because we like cute deer running around the neighborhood, but people get kind of weirded out when they see cougars eating deer on the playground. So we eliminate the cougars and the deer populations soar….
But, I can see why you don’t understand the point…
It amuses me how many of you activist bashers are ignorant to the fact that this is a JOKE!!! Just goes to show that ignorance is bliss.
Made me cry, with laughter. The best spoof I have read for ages
OK so a buch of animal lovers go to mess with a organization that has leather as a standard. I hope everyone is al right but these activist need to learn that people are going to wear what they want. Maybe these will be the fonding fathers Of PETO (People for the ethnic treatment of Others). WE will this idiots learn to MIND THERE OWN BUSINESS.
1st amendment provides the right of free speech. BUT! when animal rights types push their BS on others, well, they have to accept the welcome afforded them. Just think of the expense in duct tape to entertain them. That stuff isn’t cheap. A roll of it will buy, how much beer? They should understand that fur,leather, animal skins were the original fashion for our biped primate predecesors. Furthermore,predators like us and canines and cats and the rest developed advanced mental processes from the consumption of meat.
I believe bottom line,,,that’s their “phuquin” problem.GET A LIFE!!!
Man. Sorry I’m so late to join the party. By the way… The story is fake…
Also, everyone who likes the piece is right, everyone who disagrees with it is wrong.
Clearly looks like an example of Freedom of speach on both parties.
This is a case of good judgement. Just because you can express yourself, doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.
This story makes me proud to be a biker.
VR
JB
AH I love it!! – was roaring with laughter!
They don’t call them “Hell’s Angels” for nothing!
What amused me most about this (FICTICIOUS) article, is the abundance of irony the author has included. It beautifully conjures up the image of shaggy-haired, sub-bovine intellect gang-bikers behaving repulsively and milling around on their little bicycles in ‘herds’, juxtaposed nicely with the common perception of a group of undernourished activists complaining that they are wearing and using animal products! Hilarious! Don’t you see? I mean, who’s actually defending the rights of animals here? brilliant!
Tom – I see what you did there…stick to your day job.
Next time you see a biker on the road (Highwaymen, Outlaws, etc.) be sure to tell him/them what an animal he is and, “That’s OK because he has a right to express himself.” Then pat him on the head. Try that out for some ‘irony’.
Knowing the story is patently false, I still find some great satisfaction in the idea of real bikers kicking the crud out of a bunch of leftists.
Just got shown this, gonna take it to the next club meeting, the guys will howl.
Thanx
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF we’re those idiots thinking. Who goes to a motorcycle rally to cause trouble. I’m actually shocked they didn’t get any worse. I love this!!! I’m sending it to everyone I know. Talk about messing with the wrong people. lololololololololol… They got what they deserved!
Hey, that’s a picture in front of the library at UCSD
Oh my Gosh! Just can’t stop laughing…lololololol. This was the best birthday present ever! Any time I’m down, from now on, I’ll just read this article. It will cure all that ails me. Plus, I’ll send it to the sick, the depressed, the homeless, and cure them too. Too bad it won’t cure the ignorant. I will remember this happening, to the day I die, and especially when I order my meat…with meat sauce…plus a side of meat. I just love cows. ;0)
Why is it that people are always ready to jump all over a group like PETA that is trying to help defenseless creatures but won’t do squat when someone like the Nazi’s come jackbooting through taking over everything? Interesting. And yes, I know, this is a spoof, but it seems to bring out this ugliness in people.
OMG!! What did they think would happen? They gate crashed a “biker party/event.” They are just lucky that meat was all they were forced to eat. And as for the secret “handshake,” how privileged they were…and fortunate that it was only a “fart.” This could have ended quite badly but instead these “activists” have walked away with a story that they will be able to pass on to their grand kids. Good times!
HEY ROSE IT WAS NOT THE HELLS ANGELS JUST TO INFORM YOU
Wish it were so!!!!!
; )
Is it safe to come out yet?
Has all the fighting over this article come to an end?
Wait, let me put my helmet on first just to be safe….
ahahahahah stupid hippies
I LOVE MY LEATHER TOILET SEAT COVER! KILL MORE COWS! KILL MORE COWS!
I only wish it could happen!
Ok, now that we’ve had every registered biker in the US and Canada write in and say how cool it is to kill animals and pee on peoples heads maybe it is time to reiterate THAT IT IS A SPOOF!!! A FAKE NEWS STORY!!!! REALLY!!!
Oh, why do I bother?
Ah…if only it were real! I would love it if these jackasses would take on bikers instead of picking on fur-wearing old ladies!
PETA did take a shot at protesting the sportboat landing here once. They blocked the gangway down to the dock, so anglers couldn’t board.
Since most anglers are positively bristling with pointy steel fish-catching and cleaning tools, it could have ended badly. As it was, the cops were called and the activists were escorted off the premises before any of them were pitched into the water with a handful of sardines for the sea lions to chew on.
Well Done! I Like it!