Category: Society
Controversial Study Finds Jews Did Not Kill Jesus, Crucifixion Did
SALT LAKE CITY, UT (GlossyNews) — There are approximately 38,000 denominations of Christianity in existence today, making it the most widely practiced religion in the world with over 2.1 billion adherents. And although each sect agrees on the fundamental assumption…
Kevin Smith Made to Purchase Two Seats at Sushi Bar
LOS ANGELES – The next time Kevin Smith visits If It Smells Like Fish, his favorite sushi bar in L.A., he will have to purchase two seats. According to a source close to Mr. Smith—or as close to him as…
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PETA Wants Tilikum the Killer Whale Tried As a Dolphin
NORFOLK, Vir. – PETA has served notice to SeaWorld attorneys that it plans to file an amicus Delphinidae brief in a Florida district court on behalf of Tilikum, the so-called “killer whale,” who is suspected of drowning one of his…
Wounded Rapist Demands Tougher Gun Control Laws
Philadelphia, PA (GlossyNews): An unnamed accused serial rapist demanded tougher gun control laws from his hospital bed in suburban Philadelphia earlier today, just hours after being admitted by police for a gun shot wound incurred while attempting to assault a…
Sen. Bob Dole Hospitalized: Dozens of Blue Pills Found Bedside
KANSAS CITY, MO (GlossyNews) — Former Sen. Bob Dole was hospitalized briefly this week, but is recovering comfortably at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Dole is an attorney and retired United States Senator from Kansas. Today, Dole is more…
A New Recipe to Try Out at Home – Compost Soup
A Portland Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on National Public Radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight,. You could call it ‘getting back to the earth’ in a big way, although dying…
Atheists Getting Ready to Cash in on The Rapture
In a post-rapture world, it is believed that atheists and agnostics may be faced with horrendous living conditions on Earth. However, it doesn’t have to be the end of the world. With pre- and post-rapture business opportunities already beginning to…
Man Living with Parents Mauled to Death by Cougar
OTTAWA, ON – After winning a lengthy legal battle for the right to keep exotic cougars on his property in rural Ontario, Buford Starwarrior was mauled to death by a 125-pound animal. Starwarrior, a 26-year-old shut-in and aspiring comic book…
Adopt A Highway, Get An Orphan Free
Too many unadopted Georgia Highways, too many Georgia orphans. Answer? Combine the two. At least that’s the thinking of the state legislature here in the Peach State. “We literally have miles and miles of unadopted highways in this state,” says…