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Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately

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Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs

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Florida Lt. Governor Gives 6 To 1 Odds On Replacement

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Marijuana Laced Brownies Add Extra Field Trip To Elementary Students Schedule

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Pope Selection Leaves Catholics In Same Moral Bind But Better Access To Coke

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Rolling Paper Shortage To Impact Conclaves Daily Signals

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NY Cop Convicted Of Plot To Eat Women, But Not In A Good Way

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Lindsay Lohan Declares “Ain’t No House Arrest Can Hold Me, Coppers”

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Cardinals Announce Conclave Dates – No Altar Boys Made The Cut This Year

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Dominican Republic Prostitute: No Way I Ever Slept With Something Like That

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Donald Trump Accepts Guest Of Honor Invitation To CPAC Surprise Celebrity Roast

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Secretary Kerry Denies Arms For Syrian Handicapped

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Bleach Shortage In Kentucky Making KKK Gray

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Drone Spotted Flying Over JFK Traced To NRA

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Vatican Construction Unearths Corpse, Believed To Be Hoffa

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Ann Coulter Changes Affiliation, Will Now Be Proponent For Human Race

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Lew’s Treasury Secretary Position Secured, Economy Not

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Papa John’s Stock Plunges On News That Beef Is Main Course At Pope’s Friday Dinner

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PETA Upset Over Mindy McCready Shooting Dog

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CPAC 2013 To Honor Westboro Baptist Church For Diversity Efforts

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Jesse Jackson Jr. To Run For Cell Block President After Sentencing

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Kim Jong-Un Follows Popes Lead – Announces Retirement

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NBC Drops SNL From Lineup After Jewish Group Protests Unaired Skit

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Asteroid Hits DirectTV Satellite, Xfininty Pulls All Discounts For Switching Over

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Poland Springs Stock Found In Rubio Investment Portfolio, Parched Or Sleaze?

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Joe Scarborough Speechless In Defense Of Conservative Idiocy

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Chuck Hagel Confirmation Delayed Due To Senator Graham’s Hemorrhoid Flareup

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Wayne LaPierre Shoots Caged Monkey At Zoo, Takes Three Shots To Hit Him

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Curiosity Kills Monkey, Not Just Cats

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Oprah Commands Minions to Simultaneously Cycle

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