Category: Television
Mega-Millionaire Ricky Gervais Sells Out Stephen Merchant
Ricky Gervais blessed the sitcom world with the creation of “The Office” and numerous other brilliant shows. But it seems he’s forgotten what made him great as he threw his longtime friend and comedy partner Stephen Merchant under the bus….
MTV Promises to Literally Double Gross by 2015
MTV, long known as the first choice in late-night music and regular hours infomercials and reality porn-fer-tainment has set an ambitious goal; to double their gross by 2015, and they’re committed to scraping the gross bottom of the barrel to…
Power Outage Pulls Plug on South Park Episode
Los Angeles: In these uncertain and unstable times there is still one thing the people of America believed they could rely on. Now, all hope is lost and even when the government shutdown ends (which if Cartman has anything to…
Bill Maher to Debut “Overtime After Dark” Post-Post Show in 2014
HBO has enjoyed tremendous success with Bill Maher in their weekly late night slot, and even greater success in the web-only segment of the show “Overtime”, but now they’re taking it to the next level with “Overtime After Dark,” set…
Woman Watching Sitcom Frustrated Characters Not Doing Things Most Logical, Efficient Way
MILWAUKEE, WI—While watching television Tuesday night, Diane Goodwyn expressed to reporters her frustration regarding characters in the ABC sitcom Tell Me About It doing things that made already bad situations only worse. “No one wants to see that,” said the…
Libertarians Claim James Gandolfini Killed By CIA
In the wake of The Sopranos star James Gandolfini’s sudden death,libertarians everywhere are saying the actor was assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency. Just after getting word of the Gandolfini’s tragic passing, the website ronpaulrulz posted the following conspiratorial explanation:
ABC’s “The Taste” Signs Starving Ethiopian Child as Season 2 Judge
LOS ANGELES — Following Tuesday’s season one finale, producers of the ABC reality cooking show The Taste announced yesterday that they have finished a deal to replace Celebrity Chef Ludo Lefebvre on the judging panel next season with Random Starving…
More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth
You may already know that Glenn Beck is handsome, charming and extremely intelligent, but did you know he also is the leading voice for many of America’s most lost and forgetten? When the liberal media elite railroaded FOX News to…
Simon Cowell’s X Factor Reams Famous American Idols
What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular X Factor show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would…
Token Black Guy Resigns from Film Production
Citing disagreements with producers over his designated point of death in the runtime, a token black guy has left his latest film production. Reports suggest Marlon Tyrone broke with the production crew of “Attack of the Libertarian Zombies” after getting…