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More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth

More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth

You may already know that Glenn Beck is handsome, charming and extremely intelligent, but did you know he also is the leading voice for many of America’s most lost and forgetten?

When the liberal media elite railroaded FOX News to take his wildly popular, amazingly informative show off the air, it had just begin to blossom. Well that show is still around, and countless Americans are still watching it.

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Visionary Beck shrugged off the mortal coil of basic cable and headed for a format where he could really spout off the truth; the internet.

A recent uncited survey has found that television is only 42% true, while the internet is often as high as 84% true. That’s an honesty gap of double, and Beck doesn’t hesitate to point it out.

“Only I will tell you the truth… Only I can save you from this monster we have in office [Muslim Barack Hussein Obama],” explains Beck rationally from his secure studio bunker, in an undisclosed location.

A subscription to TheBlaze TV Plus only costs $9.95, and with a robust subscription of 1/3rd of 1% of the American populous, The Blaze only brings in $7-9 million dollars per month. Surely that’s fair pay for honest work, or do you not believe in American capitalism?

And it’s not just Mormon’s tuning in. It’s also people who think Obama is going to take away their Medicare, people who think we’re turning into Europe, people who suspect FOX News is a secret liberal organization, and even people who just think gays, minorities and people different than them are destroying an imaginary, idealized impression of America that never existed.

Beck’s is a big tent. It’s big enough to include almost everyone.

You should strongly consider signing up. You’ll learn new things. Some so new that you’ll seriously wonder how they could even possibly be true, but rest assured, they “are”.

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5 Responses to “More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth”

  1. Jacko Alltrades says:

    Wait a second. He’s making MILLIONS a month off those gullible bastards? Oh my god this is insane.

  2. Jordan K says:

    Clearly this is a joke, but it’s too serious for that. Is he really making that much money?

    Just Googled it. He’s closing in on the 100 million mark. Wow. Good money in preaching fear and hate.

  3. Steven Jandreau says:

    Beck == another failure of the free market.

  4. I'm happy that he is making that much. He owns the studio, with all the expenses that go with that, plus a big staff to pay. He wasn't kicked off Fox News. He chose to leave so he could be in charge as what transpired on his show. We switched to Dish TV so we could get his Blaze station! He's free to tell it like it is which isn't happening otherwise, except Fox, but, even then they present a of lot of Liberal thinking. Too bad other stations won't present both sides and not just the Liberal lies.

  5. Fred E says:

    This is an accurate understanding of what is going on it our great nation during this period of our history. I do believe those who think Glenn is a sure sign of the failure of our free market system have buried their heads in the sand refusing to accept reality. I have concluded that Fox News is in fact a wolf in sheeps clothing, in other words they are progressive socialist posing as fair & balanced.

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