Category: Entertainment
Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes
If you ever liked someone’s post and felt bad that they didn’t like you back, Facebook has you covered. Soon you’ll be able to like likes and like your like-likes. “Do you know that feeling deep in the pit of…
Some Useful Links for Fans of Our Satire
Although we just had a lot of commentary today, most of our stuff is straightforward satire. Here are a few links for you to save, if you enjoy our work. Every share helps!
Satirists & Comedians: Ways of Boosting Your Profile & Income
How can satirists and comedians make money?
What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?
Here’s a selection of the great satire stories coming over the next few days: MONDAY rfreed with a VERY nasty satire on some even nastier NRA conspirators! TUESDAY Let’s get crypto crazy, baby!
Las Vegas vs. Macau: How They Compare?
When you think of gambling or blackjack, your mind goes to Las Vegas, the king of casinos, and “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Las Vegas is one of the best places to go to gamble, since it is…
Don’t Let’s Be Beastly To The Muslims (GUEST POST FROM ALLAN B. GOLDSTEIN)
Disclaimer: This post arose from an online acquaintance of mine. The poem is a bit rough around the edges, and I want to make clear that Glossy News do not support any form of bigotry, in any direction, and the…
How Do Progressive Jackpots Work?
The dream of every gambler is to get the jackpot. Slot machines and video poker machines propose even more than jackpot winning. They offer the clients a progressive jackpot prize.
Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)
Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff Couldn’t get outa bed Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets Or if I could still give amazin’ head My folks said my life in Canada Sure was gonna be tough They…
Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism
Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:
Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association: E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy. Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies. Or disturbing figures like Hamas.