Category: Entertainment
Gwen Stefani’s Belly Button Demands More Money
LOS ANGELES – According to TMZ, Gwen Stefani’s belly button has started intense negotiations with the singer in an attempt to receive more compensation. Despite doing absolutely nothing except being attached to Stefani’s body, the belly button (which is asking…
Beware of the Partisanship Disease
Partisanship is not a figurative expression, but quite real. It is, in fact, an actual chronic disease. If you know someone who has come down with the conservative or liberal version of this infection, take heart: there is a cure!…
Honey Boo Boo Plans Comeback For 2046
7-year-old Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson says she plans to burn out soon as a child star but has already planned her ‘comeback’ for the year 2046 when she is 41 years old. “Sure, I’m a fat child star now…
Sofia Vergara Reveals Formerly Hidden Talents At The Emmy Awards
The Emmy Awards got a huge ratings boost right in the middle of the program when Sofia Vergara’s already revealing dress ripped to expose even more luscious skin, good thing she was at least able to obtain an award manufactured…
Glossy News Does Not Receive the Respect it Deserves
I’m well aware of the fact that this site ranks near the top of the chart for daily views and regular readers. The chart that I’m referring to is the one that I have in my bedroom. I have severe…
Hard-Up Filmmaker Frantically Writing Raunchy Muhammed Screenplay
YORKTOWN – Struggling to break into the film industry with a series of underfunded independent projects, local filmmaker Alan Friedrich was frantically writing a controversial screenplay Friday, depicting the Muslim prophet Muhammed as an alcoholic, homosexual gambler. Set to the…
Is Facebook Life or is Life Facebook?
I’ve been a member of this site called Facebook for a few years now. At first I was pretty enamored with it. The fascination was fun but has gradually tapered. I’ve received a few slightly unusual private messages from Facebook…
The X-traterrestrial Factor
Gene Roddenberry’s family have released early audition tapes, which show an x-factor style auditioning process to filter out alien species for his hit show Star Trek. The tapes show various species of aliens auditioning for roles on Star Trek and…
Romney and Ryan to Clean Up Streets in New ABC Drama
LOS ANGELES- After recent reports have surfaced over the lack of news coverage given to Mitt Romney, the Romney/Ryan campaign sought to tackle the issue through a different approach. Romney campaign manager Matt Rhodes tells US Weekly that “It’s no…
Topless Pictures of Kate Middleton Leave Observers Saying “Meh”
LONDON- A French tabloid is under scrutiny for publishing pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge topless. While Americans and the rest of the world fell in love with Kate when she was getting married, the recent photos have swayed public…