Category: Entertainment
Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre’s Windshield
Beavis and Butthead were taken into custody today after they allegedly stole a car, purchased an unregistered weapon at a gun show, then used it to shoot out the windshield of Wayne LaPierre’s car, according to a police report. The…
Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine Name
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA–Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the world as Google, released a shocking admission and subsequent apology yesterday for intentionally placing harmful subliminal messages into the name of his informational superhighway. Though everyone…
Husbands’ guide to hosting a winning Super Bowl party
This Sunday is the biggest single day of the year in sports: No, I’m not talking about the Fresno Kennel Club Annual Dog Show taking place this coming Sunday – although granted, that is a very big sporting event. No,…
Glenn Beck Saves TheBlaze by Not Offering Sarah Palin Job
God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here ~ Glenn Beck Glenn Beck says that when he heard Sarah Palin was leaving Fox News, he couldn’t have been happier. “Now she will make something…
‘Breaking Bad’ Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
NEW MEXICO–Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, a small confectionery store just “broke bad”. Again. The same store that brought your kids the beloved blue meth candy is proud to…
SNL Caught ‘Rounding Second’ with Obama–World Shocked
The signs, though subtle and unseen by many, were always there. The episode before last of the much loved, sketch comedy TV show only underscored the true reality of their relationship. After Seth Meyers, the Weekend Update news anchor, more…
George Lucas Announces Ban on Special Effects
Star Wars creator George Lucas has created massive controversy by issuing an executive order outlawing all special effects in feature film productions. The law, which will go into effect at the beginning of February, is described by the veteran filmmaker…
From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360
Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple on Saturday nights, COPS ruled the roost in reality television for several decades on Fox before being…
Microcosmic Man Tired of Being Overlooked at Comic-Con
It’s only mid-January but the excitement and anticipation for Comic-Con 2013 is already building. Tights are being cleaned, claws sharpened, tickets purchased, and super-hearts broken. That’s right, humans aren’t the only ones who can get left out of this high-profile,…
Lance Armstrong Apologizes to Supporters, Fellow Cyclists for Getting Caught
CHICAGO, IL – In an open and honest interview with Oprah Winfrey, disgraced former cyclist Lance Armstrong admitted to doping and apologized to fellow professionals and his supporters for getting found out. During the interview, the first part of which…