Category: Entertainment
Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)
I feel like I’ve been in this conversation before. Click on it to see the cartoon in full-size, and if you’re already in the page, click on the image to see it blown up to full clarity.
Adele Wins Lawsuit Over “Fat Joke” on Internet
In what is no doubt the weirdest court case since John Goodman sued the makers of the film The Blob for title copyright infringement, music star Adele has won a dramatic and painstaking lawsuit against an America teenager. Her case…
Layoffs Rampant, Fired Employee Knows Solution (Comic)
We’ve all worked in this kind of office. You know the solution is so simple it’s right in your face, but you’d be crazy to come right out and say it… well, this guy did. Click image to enlargify and…
Armed Rebels Reclaim GlossyNews.com Headquarters
Following a bloody, three-hour gun battle on the outskirts of Seattle, armed loyalists to ousted editor Brian K. White have reclaimed the offices. Glossy News had been under the control of The Blaze, Inc., which many considered hostile, for less…
GlossyNews.com Is Under New Ownership
Effective as of midnight, GlossyNews.com is under new ownership. Editor Brian K. White has been relieved of his duties and a new editorial team will be shaping coverage from here out. The sale had been in the works for some…
More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth
You may already know that Glenn Beck is handsome, charming and extremely intelligent, but did you know he also is the leading voice for many of America’s most lost and forgetten? When the liberal media elite railroaded FOX News to…
Rush Limbaugh Voted Most Respected American
The Legitimate Society of Respected Americans has come out with their new survey, and the results are not surprising; Rush Limbaugh voted Most Respected American. Beating out Abe Lincoln, Maya Angelou and Rick Steves, successful radio journalist Rush Limbaugh easily…
Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)
We all know what time of year it is, so without further ado, here’s our holiday installment. Click image to see it full-size.
Spousal Argument Apparently Over Nothing (comic)
Do you ever get that feeling that you’re really arguing for no reason at all? This couple does but it all makes sense in the end.
Glossy News Exclusive: Interview with Mr. Potato Head
Today we interview that star of toy stores and famed actor from the films Toy Story 1,2 and 3, Mr. Potato Head! Visiting him in his penthouse at the Farmer’s Market in Manhattan he spills the beans on his illustrious…