Category: Celebrity Gossip
Wills and Kate® (Patent Pending)
LONDON (AP) — GlossyNews.com – Wills and Kate®, a royal pair if ever there was one, is the official copyrighted name of the British Royal Family’s new world tour idea. Set to run through 2011, the tour will begin in…
Trump Ends Presidential Bid Due to Medical Condition
Donald Trump announced today that he won’t be seeking the GOP nomination for President in 2012. While many speculated it was because he realized that he would have a hard time securing that nomination, even if he bought it, the…
Kate Gosselin Prefers Camping Down Under to Palin’s Alaska
It took mere seconds into the filming of a camping trip in Australia for Kate Gosselin of Kate Plus 8 to make it quite clear that the outdoors she and the kiddies experienced in Australia was far superior and way…
Brett Favre’s NFL Retirement Fuels Movie Rumors
When Brett Favre recently announced his retirement from football (again), speculation began almost immediately that he would finally be coaxed into making his long-anticipated return to Hollywood. For years, fans and film critics have urged the multi-talented Favre to hang…
Donald Trump Dons Blackface to Prove He is Not Racist
Donald Trump decided to pull out all the stops to put to rest once and for all the ridiculous notion that he is a racist. Scheduled to speak before a group of business leaders at his alma mater, Wharton School…
A Dire Warning To Prince William Before His Ill-Fated Marriage
The following is a letter recently received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England concerning his upcoming wedding to the commoner Kate Middleton: Dearest, most exalted, Royal Highness Prince Williams, It is out of the utmost duty that I…
T-Pain Allegedly Punches Lady Gaga at NYC Nightclub
According to police, an altercation broke out this morning at 3:42 at an un-licensed after hours club on the lower east side. This wouldn’t normally make news, but the alleged aggressor was none other than auto-tune sensation T-Pain, and his…
Mayans, Nostradamus Agree on Donald Trump Armageddon Scenario
Machu Picchu, dusk – GlossyNews.com: After ten seconds of reciprocal nodding over candlelight, Nostradamus and Mayan elders have announced they are in complete agreement with their Donald Trump apocalyptic destruction prophecies. “I clearly mentioned that guy in the 3rd verse…
Dennis Miller Offering Glenn Beck Sidekick Job
Dennis Miller always had aspirations of being the next Bill O’Reilly or “Billy” as he calls him, or the next Glenn Beck. But, even though he does have his own radio talk show, so far, it’s only gotten him a…
Elizabeth Taylor: “Heaven Too Awkward”, After Running Into 5 Ex-Husbands
Modern day journalistic prophets have announced Elizabeth Taylor was in heaven for no more than five minutes before the first complaints rolled in this morning. Taylor, famous for her feisty temper, charitable nature and a career spanning five decades with…