Category: Celebrity Gossip
Documentary examines Movie Star’s Reluctance to Play God
Dateline: CANNES—A behind-the-scenes documentary about the life of world-renowned actor Johnny Hazitall has perplexed viewers, as experts in the film scramble to explain how anyone worshipped by hundreds of millions of fans could be so ungrateful as to avoid the…
Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS
Flashy man-crush-mongering pop legend Robin Thicke now has a new unofficial/unapproved Syrian body double, whose parody cover of Robin Thicke has proven mildly irritating to ISIS.
3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)
Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Documentary. This is the third preview, but the first with more characters included. Let me know what you think, guys! Yes, it’s still rough. It has yet to be color corrected…
Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention
SANTA MONICA, CA – Although it’s been quite some time since we last saw Jack Black in a memorable Hollywood role, it doesn’t mean the popular actor, comedian, cat lover, producer and singer hasn’t kept busy. Indeed, just this past…
Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie
Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…
Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives
Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…
Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident
Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet. Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems!
Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd
AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him. Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end!…
World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies
Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead…
Edgy Memes: Peter Gabriel Goes Full Donald Trump
Mainstream hipster-baiting dad rock legend Peter Gabriel has recently let his resentment, bitterness, and sense of working class hero white disenfranchisement get the better of him.