Category: Celebrity Gossip
Dennis Rodman Admits He May Have Tiger Blood Also
Dennis Rodman is in rehab. Big surprise after his latest trip to North Korea. Yeah, he got drunk, big whup. He was probably high as well on some good Korean ganga too. Anything papasan want? Anything? You name it Joe,…
Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s Publicist Says Death’s Timing “Unlucky”
An impromptu poll in Variety Magazine Online has voted actor Phillip Seymour Hoffman “Unluckiest Person in the World” after dying of a heroin overdose on Superbowl Sunday. Hoffman, best known for his work in “Boogie Nights” and Oscar winning performance…
ScarJo Quits OXFAM, Joins IDF
Tel Aviv, Israel – Possibly fearing career backlash over her eight year stint as official ambassador for international human rights organization OXFAM, Scarlett Johansson has decided to join the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). “I am very happy to be part…
George Zimmerman To Box Black Ewok
Alamo, TX – Boxing promoter Damon Feldman announced today he has inked a deal for cult neighborhood watch leader George Zimmerman to fight black dwarf actor Tony Cox in a celebrity boxing match to be held in Selma, Alabama on…
Johansson “I Was Unaware OXFAM Filled w/ Anti Semitic Jew Hating Nazis”
Hollywood, CA – Hollywood screen goddess Scarlett Johansson has resigned as ambassador of international human rights organization OXFAM after receiving criticism from the group over her recent ad work for the West Bank based Israeli company Sodastream. OXFAM, an international…
Billionaire Tom Perkins Tweets Walk-Back of Holocaust Comment
San Francisco, CA – Silicon Valley venture capitalist legend Tom Perkins who came under fire for misguided comments comparing the treatment of the rich to holocaust victims responded to critics today on Twitter. “Seriously, I simply don’t understand this obsession…
Luke Wilson Gives Dismembering Performance
Los Angeles, California – It is no secret that Luke Wilson’s once brilliant movie career has been in a steady decline since starring in the delightful comedy, Old School, alongside Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn in 2003. “Pills, hookers and…
Jerry Springer’s Soul Begs for Release
It has been over 20 years since Jerry Springer’s soul got her first taste of trash TV. She has finally had enough, saying that she’s so over sitting idly by while her host whores himself out on national television. Finally…
Sean “Hey-Diddly-Ho” Combs Builds a Revolting New Station
Mere days after sobering up from an embarrassing appearance at the Golden Globe awards, Sean “Bo Diddley” Combs along with MTV VP Andy “Boom Shak-A-Lack-A” Schon have put together a revolutionary new channel called Revolt, geared at music fans. Revolt…
Is Duck Dynasty’s Goose Finally Cooked?
The once-popular A&E Reality Television show Duck Dynasty is slowly sinking into oblivion as more and more people are coming out of their down-filled slumber and realizing the show does nothing more than glorify redneck values. (Hey, wait a minute….