George Zimmerman To Box Black Ewok

Alamo, TX – Boxing promoter Damon Feldman announced today he has inked a deal for cult neighborhood watch leader George Zimmerman to fight black dwarf actor Tony Cox in a celebrity boxing match to be held in Selma, Alabama on March 1st.

Cox is best known for his roles in Bad Santa and Date Movie as well as playing an Ewok in Return of the Jedi.

It is reported that Zimmerman’s portion of the purse will be donated to charity, after deducting travel and legal expenses.

“I hope this event goes a long way in changing America’s negative opinion about me” said Zimmerman.

Noted trial attorney Mark O’Mara has agreed to represent Zimmerman interests in the match for a fee of $500,000.


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