Author: Wallace Runnymede
NEW BOOK! CATCH IT HERE FIRST! Chinese Box: Memories of Shandong & Jerusalem
I would like to thank Sad Press for letting me previously publish Moses À Outrance and Birl Forever or Burn Forever in ‘Centrifugue.’ Some of the other material here can be found in my Patreon or on Glossy News. However,…
ALPINE FANCIES! (Strange Splinters from a Celtic Carpenter…)
Speak for Those Who Judge You Feel Presumption (The Mountain Clown) All this being said, we’ve had enough of these secondary sources, and second-hand opinions. Now we will let him speak for himself. Face value: Now I know what manner…
Indie Poem Special! Best of Wallace’s Poetry on Patreon…
Glossy News Satire has plenty of funny poems from our talented satirists and comedians, but we also welcome the odd serious poem, even if it’s not exactly our staple content. Here are a few examples of the very best poetry…
NHS High School Campaign: Don’t Do Drugs Kids, You Might End Up a Tory!
A secret leak from our confidential anonymous sources tell us the NHS are planning to launch a controversial new primary and high school ad campaign to warn kids: ‘Cayman Cokeheads? Just say no!’ One confidential prize cut is as follows!…
UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!
Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…
‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!
Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! Common Glossy News Professor Smiggles investigates. The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface,…
PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology
After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…
“Anti-Racist” Party Warn: “Coconuts are Taking Over Parliament!”
Jez ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn and his creepy, er, unbearably WOKE sidekicks, has sounded a clarion call about the threat of racism overwhelming the House of Commons. A typically tone-deaf and hypocritical Jezza has graced us with the following incoherent rant:
QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!
Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered, I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…
CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!
We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or another legal Source is…