Author: Wallace Runnymede
Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)
And here’s the final part! The answers appear in five minutes. If you found it funny (or just downright disturbing), feel free to share and tell your friends! 24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit…
Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)
19. All ideologies are of equal value… All ideologies are mere fictions… Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable.
Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 2/4)
Hope you’re enjoying the new quiz! How many did you get right last time???
Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 1/4)
The Garcon-Wonder Emmanuel Macron is facing some stiff challenges in times to come. Not least, the somewhat superficially sinister character of some of his pronouncements. Can you work out which quotes are from Macron, and which are from Mussolini?
Macron & Mussolini: Spot the Difference (4-Day Quiz Fest)
Every day until Thursday, there’ll be a new instalment in our latest “Who Said it First?” quiz series. Previously, it was Tony Blair and Hitler.
Wikileaks: “Devastating” Meteor to hit USA in 2023-2025
Despite many recent controversial public communications, Wikileaks have recently scored their greatest coup yet. They have discovered a state terrorism cover-up from hostile foreign states that NASA and US intel are steadfastly refusing to talk about.
Gallows Humor Flash Fiction: The Well-Meaning Good Burgher of Cologne
Last night my foster son came back and shat all over my carpet, raped my daughter, and set the house on fire. My wife was angry and told me to give him a hiding.
Facebook CEO Apologizes for ‘Discriminatory’ Lack of Heterosexual Emojis
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has launched a grovelling apology for the lack of sexually diverse emojis on Facebook. Noticing the existence of a rainbow pride emoji, but not a boring straight-vanilla white flag one, the heterosexual community have begun lobbying…
G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’
The Hamburg G20 has been met with the usual riots and hooliganistic behavior from sexually-frustrated undergraduates and straight white upper-class Black Bloc pseudo-intellectuals. However, the recent reclaiming of the city by 15 000 police officers has led to serious criticisms….
Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing.