Author: Wallace Runnymede
Trump’s Apocrypha: The Lost Chapters of the Art of the Deal
The Art of the Deal originally was a much larger book; however, the dishonest fake news media, liberal Hollywood elites and DC Swamp managed to successfully suppress the very best chapters of the book.
Brief Reflections on North Korea: Don’t Despair!
Even as a non-interventionist, I think there is at least an entertainable case for attacking North Korea. NK has already committed acts of war, such as firing missiles “over” (at?!) Japan. It’s a genuine dilemma; however, it is indeed a…
‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (2/2)
Last time: The best thing of all is when I suddenly had a knock on the upstairs window at 4 am; the poor bugger had followed me home around 6 pm, and had finally plucked up the courage to speak…
Honest Adolph Changes
Some changes have been made to sequence and content of the most recent Honest Adolph chapters. The online serial has now been updated. More chapters are coming soon. On Tuesday 5 September, Saul has a terrifying dream about an unlikely…
‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)
A hearty Yorkshire lass from Bradford has finally married the lad of her dreams, after the dogged persistence of her beau-to-be finally won her round. Lucy Scappaticci, who works at the Baker’s End Cafe, first noticed Wee Davie Singh when…
Antifa Anti-Jokes: The First One to Laugh Gets a Whack
NO MORE MCDONALDS Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the decadent late-capitalist neoliberal bourgeoisie have colonized agriculture, and made it impossible for chickens to thrive and flourish without seeking a more hospitable working environment.
Virgin-Baiting Taylor Swift: Mainstream Establishment Feminism Versus Woman Singers
The PC view from the mainstream feminist establishment is that Taylor Swift’s ‘Love Story’ is misogynisticTalk about First World Problems! Here’s a nice little Exhibit A of this simplistic and crude misrepresentation of this song (it discusses some other songs…
Thanks Guys! New York Times Article Convinces Me to Become a Nazi
Apparently, the Soviet Union wasn’t all bad. Women actually had more orgasms in East Germany than West Germany.
Labour MP Naz Shah Tells Yazidi ISIS Victims to ‘Shut Up’
After recently retweeting a comment saying Rotherham rape victims should shut up for the good of diversity, prominent George Galloway critic and moderate socialist intellectual Naz Shah has ended up in even bigger trouble. A satirical Twitter account, parodying prominent…
Religious People Who Judge Atheists & Agnostics Have Forgotten Something Important
When people judge atheists and agnostics, they forget that faith, religion, spirituality are supposed to serve certain ends.